ever happen to you?

i come home from being out, grab something to drink, and grab a seat in the living room with my parents. i sit and talk/see what they're watching, and tell them i'm heading upstairs, and it goes something like this:

me-ok, i'm heading up to my room
mom-are you going to bed?
me-no
mom-ok, well goodnight
me-night
mom-come give me a huuug
i walk over and giver her a hug, then SNNNIIIFFFFF, SNIFFF SNIFFF, SNNNIIIIFFFFFF

then she acts as if it was just a hug so i go upstairs. and this happens like every night. do any of your parents try to hide their "methods of detection"?

 

I can't say that that has ever happened to me, but if it did, I sure as hell would say something about it. That's total bullshit. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

 

as long as she isn't yelling at you, who the fuck cares? but if she isn't making a big deal out of it and just wants to know what you've been doing, just say look...just ask me where i've been and if i'm stoned....its not a big deal, you don't have to test my deoderant....

 

yeah hahahah my mom did that once. It felt very violated . Once she came into my study and said "it smells like smoke in here....funny smoke" and walked out. Then my dad comes in, takes a couple huge wiffs and turns around and walks out. I was like "what was that? what are you doing sniffing?" and hes like "what what? i wasnt sniffing" idiots =)

 

my mom always sniffs me and then covers it up by saying "oh, you smell nice today''...but she does it everyday

 

LOL, just say yes I'm blazed. Goodnight.

 

yea my mom does that all the time.. allways telling me to come and hug her or just come around her.. for no reason and she allways fails to detect.. shes like "did u smoke? u smell like burning" lol that allways happens whenever im not stoned.. i guess the smell just stays with me for a loooong time.

 

lol thats pretty fucked

 

my mom use to come to the back room where my bedroom was... and grab somethin out of the upright freezer.. and it would be at like 10:30-11pm after she was in bed for like an hour... shed say somethin like "whats that smell, were you burning candles?".... this was when i was like 16-17... then she just started buying me scented candles all the time

 

i was high and walking through the woods one day just relaxing becasue my mom said my dad wasnt picking me up the next day so i had nothing to do,so like i said im walking relaxing and suddenly i hear someone yell my name,ok so im realy high so whatever keep walking,then i hear a truck by the road,and i said um SHIT thats my dad, so i start walk home still very high and like all my relatives are at my house my dads sitting in the drive way,and mom starts yelling at me WHERE WERE YOU in the drivewayi walking in the woods its nice day,and dads like just get in the truck and lets go,my mom says let me smell your breath, i said um ok and she smelled my breath and my hair(which at the time i was down to my sholders)she like o sorry i thought you where high,so i go to my dads end end of story,as it turns out my mom thought i did a bunch of acid heroin, and PCP ran into the woods and would never come back, called everyone in my family and was about to call the police,when i show up and she sees im fine and then says o sorry...,thought this whole thing im high as a mother fucker,my dad knew i was stoned but he use to smoke weed and actuly knows about it and is cool with it, my mom took a big jump from weed to acid to heroin...,she is the most ignorant person about drugs i know

 

My mom tried that once, and i ended up not hugging her for six months afterwards. She got the picture and stopped.

 

it happened to me when I was younger, but I gave her shits, I was like WTF ARE YOU DOING that's not your freakin life...blablabla; you know! THAT teenage drama scene.

 

haha i've gotten the sniff before, me, my sis, and her boyfriend were watching flashback (www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/flashback.php) i think thats the link but anyway its this crazy trippy video that im sure most of you have seen, and my dad comes in the computer room and hes like right next to us and hes like what are you watching and we are like ummmm nothing just some flash video, then i hear SNIF SNIFF, then he thinks nothing of it and then sniffs himself !!!!! ahahaha

 

haha, my mum does that all the time. she thinks of some reason to give me a hug and i hear this SNIFF SNIFF and i'm like "wth, what are you doing?" and she's like "oh, you smell nice today"

 

haha i'd have to say that has never happend to me. see, im one of the lucky ones who has a mum who couldnt tell the smell of weed from the smell of dog shit. plus i smoke cigarettes (which she dont really mind about) and that covers the smell up a bit. haha if she ever did smell it, she prob just thought i started smoking a new brand of cigs or somethin.

 

I've never been sniffed, even during a ride home when I was drunk and covered in vodka. The only time I almost got caught was when I was out and my parents decided to see "what that smell was" coming from my closet. Anyway, I come home blazed and see my 5 plants, each 2-3 feet high sitting on a table. Well I think seeing that scared me sober but when I used to come home blazed, I would make up some bullshit story and yell at them so they thought they fucked up somehow and speedwalk to my room not making eye contact with them, just seeming very mad because "they didnt pick me up" or some other bullshit excuse I would think of during the walk home. Then that would take their minds off the idea that I was stoned.

 

lol my mom did that once and said u smell like smoke then i said we made a bond fire and deadonceagain that would be my worst nightmare to come home blazed as fuck with all my family there that must've sucked and ur mom must be not to smart

 

MAN! my mom always does that! she thinks i dont notice or something

 

This seems to be a common experience...

And yes, it has happened to me. I usually get out by joking about it... she'd start smelling me and I would say, "Hey mom, checking for dope?" She'd usually say that she just wants to make sure. "Don't worry mom, I would never smoke marijuana. Besides, heroin is WAY better!"

All the times she smelled me I was sober anyways... I haven't ever been around her while I was high (yet).

 

ahah all my littile cousins where there and my grandma, i didnt get busted its a grate stoner memory even if i was scared shitless,but cause shit like that i dont smoke at my moms house any more