I keep farting..

... and it smells of burnt toast

 

this just made my day...

 

I haven't even eaten toast today...

 

maybe you could call Mythbusters and they could help you..

 

I had poached salmon with a creamy chardonnay sauce wtf?

 

and that smells like burnt toast when you fart?
and im gonna have to agree with..wtf..

 

You know when your going to do a killer fart when their small and really hot.

 

that sounds lovely...you should catch it in a jar and save it for that special someone..

 

Yeah... maybe I should label each jar with the exact flavour.

 

haha, now thats a great idea..you should do an infomercial for those tasty jars..

 

wow, all this has been so informative

 

Ha, I could offer so many exciting flavours for one unbeatable low price..

 

buy a new toaster

 

buy a new ass

 

I enjoy farting... I force them out for maximum effect

 

I fart infrequently, but when I do it's for maximum effect, if I'm feeling cruel I can and have had people hanging their heads out my car window
a friend mentioned to me the other day that if I buy a car with lockable electric windows he'll never ride with me again XD