Okay, heres some TRUE funny things that have happened. I was 16 and me and my 2 little sisters were in the family room. i was doing homework and they were watching tv. My dad decided to show his friend the attic. theyre roaming around up there. were sitting in the family room and suddenly, his friend fell right throught the ceiling and holding on the top, dangling. We all screamed, it scared the shit out of us!! we froze there in shock. (he was ok, but were still getting over the shock of it) I was making an independent short horror film, and my littlest sister was dressed up in a "scream"-like costume mask and all. after the film, she was still in her costume and decided to see if she could fit in the dryer. accidently, the door shut all the way, and she was stuck. no one knew this. I went into the bathroom and i was looking in the mirror fixing my hair when i heard a thump. thump. thump. i looked around, looked out the window, shrugged, then continued with the hair. then , suddenly she kicked the dryer door open and jumped out in a scream costume. i screamed, scared out of my mind. my pregnant friend was 9 months pregnant and we went to taco bell and came back to her house. she had un-did her skirt cus it was bothering her inthe car, but forgot to zip it back up. when she got out of the car, she stood up, holding her tacos in one hand, and her pop in the other, and her skirt fell completely down. the neighbor across the street was watering his yard and dropped his hose and just stared in shock.she didnt move. but dropped her pop and just stood there with her skirt at her feet. I didnt know what to do, grab her tacos, or help her put her skirt back up.
ive fallen throw my attic floor when i was 8 me and my big sister told my litle sister hat stapelling your belly button is fun. so sh did. we where all very young but my big sis shud have known better
i once had to throw a Dinner Party for my (ex) husbands Boss and his wife.. i had no idea what to cook as my husband insisted the main course was meat... and as a lifelong veggie it was my first attempt at it..so.. not wanting to look like I hadnt entertained before.. i got the best pre-packaged joint of beef i could find and set to work..nothing tho went to plan and i thought the meat was cooking ahead of time...so i re-read the intsructions and to my relief it read..'FOR BEST RESULTS OVERCOOK'..phew i thought and proudly put my joint in the centre of the table.. To my horror it was sooo tough it was uncarvable..I protested that i had followed the instructions to the letter and quoted the 'for best results overcook' bit.. my husband disappeared into the kitchen and seconds later came back laughing uncontrollably passing the instructions to our honoured guest... My dear..he said.... it reads....'For Best Results OVENCOOK'... Well the rest of the evening went well.... but it became the favourite after dinner joke in our house.....
