Do you use....

soap?
condoms?
the phone?
bus?
water fountain?
little kids?
shoes?
lube?
your hands?
your urethra?
your eyes?
your ass hair?

 

I use women to confirm my ability to attract people. Fortunately, women are entirely disposable, like Glad garbage bags. Environmentally friendly too. Very bio-degradable.

 

soap? yes​

condoms? yes​

the phone? yes​

bus? no​

water fountain? yes​

little kids? no​

shoes? yes​

lube? no​

your hands? yes​

your urethra? yes​

your eyes? yes​

your ass hair? no​

​

 

do you use your brain?
didn't think so.

 

soap? yes
condoms? no I am on birht control
the phone? yes
bus? no
water fountain? yes
little kids? no
shoes? no
lube? depends for what
your hands? yes
your urethra? yes
your eyes? yes
your ass hair? hell no

 

I do not use computers.

 

soap? yes
condoms? sometimes
the phone? yes
bus? no
water fountain? hell no
little kids? no
shoes? not often
lube? sometimes
your hands? yes
your urethra? yes
your eyes? yes
your ass hair? uhhh no

 

soap? yes.
condoms? no.
the phone? yes.
bus? no.
water fountain? yes.
little kids? no.
shoes? yes.
lube? yes.
your hands? yes.
your urethra? yes.
your eyes? yes.
your ass hair? no.

 

soap? no
condoms? never had to
the phone? ooh, yeah
bus? yep
water fountain? yeah
little kids? yea
shoes? yea
lube? for my ball bearing yoyo
your hands?yea
your urethra?yea
your eyes?yea
your ass hair?not sure

 

soap? no
condoms? no
the phone? no
bus? no
water fountain? no
little kids? no
shoes? no
lube? no
your hands? no
your urethra? no
your eyes? no
your ass hair? no


Who needs life when you've got heroin