Why can't I make her cum?

dude, just stick it in her butt

 

I'd be more worried if you said: "My current GF says her "Ex BF" can get her off, but I can't".

She's history.. She probably said that because she knew it'd ring your chimes.

 

yea there is absolutely NO reason whatsoever for her to tell you that if she wasnt doing it to get to you, seriously man, she's jsut trying some psycological shit to piss you off, ignore her

 

I agree, she's an EX for a reason.. and sheis just trying to fuck with your mind.
Dont let it get to you.

 

your ex-girlfriend coming up to you and telling you that her new boyfriend screws her better...

sorry, but if you can't see past that...then you're silly.

 

maybe he's better at foreplay and fulfilling her wants and desires? It's not all about the actual act and it's certainly not the size of your package.

 

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heh something in him makes me think he deserved it...so I didn't bring that up

 

i bet she's gunna messing with you, to make you angry or upset or confused.

it looks like it worked....

 

I don't know why, but my advice would be to tease and such before hand long foreplay. ...Girls not only are more sensitive after foreplay, but they tend to move their hips and such so that they help you acheive that goal. ...uh.. *thinks* Ah, any pain from lack of lubrication, shifting (yeah, i guess women's bodies shift around when they're aroused.. I read that in a few articles. I read a lot -.-) , and all that related are eliminated. Good luck

 

even if she was acting totally serious and making out she wasnt tryin to make u jelous dosnt mean she wernt, shes a girl, and like all girls, she is strange, strange and evil.
cant see any other reason for her telling u that then to piss u off. your best bet is to try and fuck her best mate, thatll even things out. failing that, just paint stripper her car.

 

Yeah, fuck her best friend.. like twice as much and better... spank her too. She'll love it.

 

^ Maybe it's because I'm sick, or just tired, but that is the cutest snail I've ever seen.

 

snails aint that sexy in real life, i think its been fuckin about with photo shop.

 

Listen boy.
Did you started sex with her or did she started. Because she needs to get warmed up first. Some foreplay for like 30 minutes. I myself really love to eat pussy. It turns me on to see her turned on.
And maybe she wasn't in to you. Maybe you was getting mercy fucks. Or she has a problem with herself. That she is having sex because of having sex makes her popular or something. Maybe she is trying to make you jealous.
But who cares anyways. As long as you had a good time, rite. But you should explore and experiment more with girls. They are usually sexually more freaky then you had imagined. I love Girls. There gods best invention.

 

She's fuckin' with you and you are falling for it!!!!! DOH!!!! They are both a couple of losers and you are better off without them.

If you do want a girl to scream like a banshee and worship your sexual prowess forever then you have to play with her clit. Very few chicks orgasm through penetration. Long oral foreplay warms them up, then playing with their clit while you are fucking them will make them want you more than God himself. BUt when you play with the clit you have to do it right. Ask them. They'll tell you how and when they need it done.

Here endeth the lesson

P.S. Doing it on x or gange is also a pretty failsafe method as well

 

Come on lose the Ego man
just be thankful you have had sex... many havent (that dosent include me though lol)

 

Maybe her body just works better with his than it did with yours. Find someone who works for you...she's moved on. Don't give her another thought.