Stoners in the workplace

I wanted to know wat sort of jobs u fellow stoners have, and how u find working or mabey u go to work stoned? I for one know if i went to work stoned i probley just get sacked cus all i wanna do wen im high is chill and i suck at anything that requires concentration wen im high (i work on a till)

 

i used to work at a convenience store, it was the perfect stoner job, i would get high before and during work and just sell weed to my friends who would come in. not to mention pretty much everyone there blazed.

 

I work at a sheet metal fabrication shop, I get high at work all the time. It's tough, I think, when ya first start workin stoned but after a while ya get used to it and it makes my day go alot faster cause I just zone and punch/bend parts

 

hmm well I have never had a job. all I wanted to do was smoke weed, but now I just dont want one for the sake of being lazy

 

dealing = money fast.

 

"Um... Did you want... um.... Paper or plastic." lol After I quit that job lol.... I'm trying to get a job at, Blockbuster, Hot Topic (God forgive me), Spencers, Guitar Center

Never again am I working groceries

 

lol!...dealing = jail fast!....

System analyst for IBM.

I don't get stoned at work...I don't do much work as it is...just play on here and some other sites...not a bad job...my pooter plays DVD's and I have TV on it too, though we have to put headphones on so the noise doesn't disturb others...there's a cool shop downstairs that sells munchies which is nice if i'm still feeling the effects of last nights marathon bong sesh.

Oh look! a seagull.

 

This job i worked at was absoloutley pants.It was telesales.Being stoned or even after a pint fucked you up, it was horrible.I had to sell Payment Protection Cover (covers credit card if your not in work or you die) Very nice subject.Sometimes you'd call and say "can i speak with..." "No sorry he's past on...." Twas a little bit shit

 

I work at the vet, and I mostly walk dogs and chill with the people that I met up there. One of them is my new dealer and we've smoked in the parking lot in his car before.. I only took like 2 hits because I wanted to be buzzed, not stoned, so I could know what I was doing. But it was fun and it made my day better!

I think I'm gonna start taking a few hits before work more often..I can still function normally and everything if I do that.

 

i work as a delivery person for a pharmacy...

i used to do that shit during work, just light up while making the deliveries.. but i got real paranoid when i'd head back to the pharmacy, all red-eyed. have to save that for after work these days!

 

I do tech support. It's an easy but annoying job dealing with customers too lazy to look up easy answers on their own. I've never done it high and never will. It requires you to remember a lot of things because I can be talking to a bunch of people at a time and I have to keep track of whats going on for each and solving their problems at the same time.

 

i used to be a barista at a coffee shop STONED!! it was fun, and to top it off I worked at the shop on a military base ​

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military boys and doctors tip good when you wear short skirts and tight pants..................​

 

Jiminy, If I worked those boring ass jobs, I'd have to be more than STONED...(LOL)

 

I work for one of the pop companys. I have to drive around to different stores to do shit, and usually I get toked on the drive there.

 

Right now I'm a stock guy at a grocery store. I don't mind the job at all. I used to cashier, and that was without a doubt the most terrible thing I've ever experienced in my life. Now I'm in the back, and it's great.

 

I work as a cashier at a store. I've come in to work stoned a couple times, definitly makes the day go by faster.

 

i design freeways for this engineering firm. it's an intern job that they let me keep during the summer.

i smoke a lot during work as my boss being a big stoner himself is always going heyyyyyy where's the ganj.

 

I have a funny story about this:

Today I went to Marshall's (clothing store) to get some new pants because they have good deals. Anyways, I found a few pairs, and went back to the fitting rooms. There was a female worker there (you know, the people who hand you the little number saying how many articles of clothing you had) and she was blazed. I had two pairs of pants, and she gave me a 3, then I told her that I had two pairs, and she started laughing and fixed it. And when she handed me the number, she moved so slowly.

This is the best part: My mom and sister were with me at the store, and they noticed the lady too. I asked my mom if she thought the girl was stoned and she said that she obviously was. Anyways, my sister notices that the stoned lady is her friend's aunt (who she's met before a lot). And so my mom goes up to the lady and goes "Oh hi! Are you (so and so's) aunt? The girl says no, but it was my sister's friend's aunt.. (My sister checked her name tag and was 100% positive that it was her aunt).

So I'm pretty sure the girl was baked..

 

i must say i've been lucky... i ran a Jay's Chips warehouse from the time I was 18 untill 20. I hired a bunch of high school kids and some people just out of high school. we had a great time. got stoned all day at work. plus i was dealing to them and all the route drivers also... lol, that was a shit load of money... would work 70 hours (because anything after 40 was time and a half), plus all the side business... lol.

so i quit, cause i didn't want to be there the rest of my life....

I got lucky and landed a job with the company i'm with now. it's a small company (8 people) with a new business plan... all the people that work here are best friends, and we even go out and have drinks during lunch and whatnot. we don't have to punch in or out or anything, and can pretty much take off whenever we want, as long as we're getting our work done... but anyway, i'm lucky cause i'm makin 42 grand now (not bad for being 23) without any college experience, and there's this nice clean corporate pond right outside of our office complex where i get stoned and go fishing after work.

 

hehe funny. I get the good end of this job. People call me. I'm with a company called LiveBridge... I work on credit cards for ritzy people who make bank money. $7.50 an hour plus bonus to sit on my ass sure! being stoned really makes the day go fast... all i have to do is read, and type...