Strangers With Candy! "Befriending new people can lead to having sex with your children, accidentally." ~ Jerri Blank "Packing a Musket" by Jerri Blank When you work from your home and johns call on the phone you're a call girl. When you walk til you limp and give a cut to a pimp you're a street whore. When they're beggin' you "please" to get down on your knees near their groinage Excusa me, but you see, don't you touch where they pee without coinage When I straddle and squat to show you my twat. . . -- a poem by Jerri Blank, from "Who Wants Cake?" If your going to reach for a star, reach for the closest one. I'm going to work at the artificial plant plant. - Jerri Blank "How many of you wanna wake up in a public bathroom, lying in a pool of what you HOPE is your own filth?" ~Jerri Blank It must be nice to hope for the thing you wish to want - Jerri Blank
Mine are The Wonder years, Roseanne, The fresh prince of bel air,happy days, Everybody loves Raymond, degrassi i think that's it....
'Allo 'Allo Absolutely Fabulous Jennifer Saunders & Dawn French Inspector Morse (R.I.P) A touch of Frost Midsomer Murders Dalziel and Pascoe Robot Wars (R.I.P) Flying Heavy Metal (Discovery series about airplanes, with Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden)
Seinfeld Trailer Park Boys Little Britain Arrested Development Married With Children The Wonder Years American Justice Cold Case Files The Da Vinci Code
TNG Battlestar Galactica (new one of course) X-Files Farscape NOVA X-Men (original cartoon) Family Guy Seinfeld Strangers With Candy Daria Trigger Happy The Cone Zone :X super obsessed with the shows in bold
Absolutely Fabulous The Addams Family (1964-1966) The Simpsons Family Guy Dharma and Greg Titus The Avengers (1965-1967) and I indulge in The Simple Life to laugh at those rich bitches stickin' their manicured hands up cows' backsides!
abfab vicar of dibly little britain the office french and saunders bottom young ones american dreams dharma and greg
coupling on bbc. that was one of the best shows ever. well, that or the mighty angel. he was the man, bastards cancelling it
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Ren y Stimpy Beavis n Butthead The Head The Simpsons Family Guy In Living Color Law n Order (all of them) Tales From the Crypt (the theme itself 2) The Outer Limits among others
Married with Children Mad TV Beyond Belief: Fact of Fiction The Simpsons The Wonder Years South Park King of the Hill Small Wonder Mr. Belvedere Charles in Charge Commander in Chief Desperate Housewives