Uncle Techies Guide to Family Togetherness

1. Family Togetherness is spelled NRA
2. Family Togetherness is written in the blood of a thousand saturday nights that no teen saw the light of day
3. Family Togetherness says Teenagers don't need doors, Doors seperate people, Bring them together by prising out those hinge pines and nailing a heretical teen who defies his parents wo the nearest house.... better yet, cross
4. You must be just like everyone in your faamily, if they are dislike you, shun them, shun them like you have shunned no one before and pretend they don't exist, if you speak of them it is in hushed voices with your dearest friends (the most effective gossips in all of pastor lews pews)
5. Family togetherness involves sacrifice, sometimes your personality, your soul, your kidney, your individuality, whatever it takes to be together
6. If a member of your immediate family deviates from the norm they must be reeducated and broken down that they may be rebuilt from the ground up

 

Ah, so that's why noone in my family talks to me anymore.....

 

I felt it would answer a lot of questions for a lot of people here........

that and when I'm angry I satirize.......

 

sounds nothing like my family. We all love eachother because we all are ourselves. We all are very tight and happy. Family, and best friends. I have always felt lucky to end up with such colorful, beautiful people for a family. i am getting all mushy again. lol sorry

 

it was meant to be satirical....

that is why it's in pure bull.......