I need a good fuck...

hell, i'd sign on for a BAD, AWFUL lousy fuck right now if i could.

 

LOL dito

 

It's been about a month since I've had sex. I'm not really in the mood though.

 

Ohh, I need one. Long distance relationships are the devil.

 

we'll be two sexy beasts malingering in hell together. let's commiserate while torturing ourselves with pictures of beautiful people. though i bet you can still masturbate, which i can't. my life is becoming somewhat surreal.

edit: had to respell a few things. my grammar has gone to hell. what other affects of total lack of sex will be demonstrated??

 

I can thank Christ! why can you not?

 

pregnancy complications...nothing too bad. but frustrating.

 

Wow, now I want to go to Iceland, get in on some ice-thawing sex

 

*covers you all in semen*

 

nice. it's good for the skin, you know.

 

Great. I'm sure my boyfriend will be happy.

 

i havent had sex in ...


*long pause*


....


way too long, in fact i think it's the longest i've gone without ...oh wait a minute..

...forget it.

*big grin*

 

Go on! how long? I'll tell if you do

 

honestly, if i tell you my coolness will be affected.

...or maybe not

 

18 years!!!!


*rockin' guitar solo*

 

doesnt EVERYBODY need a good fuck?

Ugh, I'm so deprived right now; not cool.

 

fun!

 

I need to have sex.. Unfortunately it can't be just anyone. It sucks watching really insanely hot construction guys work in the dirt all day. One in particular I've wanted for over a year. It makes me masturbate way too much.

 

mmm. dirty, sweaty, manly types....*sigh* one of the most joltingly sexy images i have of my husband is from our early days when he was working in the warehouse of a pipe & fittings warehouse, sweaty, dirty, and driving the forklift. still gives me the shivers sometimes. watching him do all his handy, manly stuff dazzles me still.