My staff and I arrived at my office after the service this morning to begin our daily routine and I had not even removed my jacket before Sister Sara called the rest of us over to the computer monitor to break the news to us concerning the latest attacks by Satan's annoying little crew. My brothers and sisters I have been the victim of hate mail and death threats and much of our time is spent cleaning profane graffiti from my garage door and someone keeps posting my photographs at a web site called uglypeople.com and one of the tires on Sister Rachel's van was recently slashed which is a direct assault on this ministry which is of course God's ministry as we need her van for witnessing and picketing. Amen. But this latest attack is shocking even to me. A young man has informed me that someone has now gone on the Internet claiming to be the "true antiporn" which serves only to accomplish two things and those two things are the lesser sin of mocking the Messenger of God and the much greater sin of diluting the message of the Gospel of Jesus Christ. My staff has been patiently reminding me of the nature of the life of a missionary who chooses to remain steadfast against the attacks of the unsaved as well as so called Christians and after we clean up the mess caused by my hurled coffee cup we shall take this latest burden to the Lord in prayer. Amen. In the meantime I would like the few true Christians who frequent my posts to offer your advice on how to bear up against this type of mud-slinging but I would like to also ask that only true Christians with constructive advice respond this time as even though I have had a good time sparring with some of you and have on occasion even attempted to inject a dose of humor into our debates this time it is different as this one truly hurts. Thank you.
god works in mysterious ways though this way isnt very mysterious. he obviously wants you to stop claiming to be a messenger of his
ya know, antiporn, i really don't know why you have so much time to fuck around on this forum. don't you have any actual work to do? never heard of mother teresa screwin around on the internet.
i think that is god's way of telling you to stop wasting time on this heathen message board and get you ass back in the confession booth. (wait is that a catholic or christian tradition? eh whatever..)
Wow, you take little issues pretty serious. The vandalism sucks, but some guy saying he's the "true" antiporn? Who fucking cares?
