Ok, so I'm sitting at my computer desk, eating Burger King french fries, and I reach in for another one. That's when it happened. Somehow, an onion ring got thrown into my large fry. Party, bonus! it was the greatest thing to happen to me in years. Has anyone else had a cool bonus lately?
I go to my local cookie stand so often, that they often give me two for the price of one when they're near to closing. having said that what I save i'm sure I'll loose when i rejoin my gym soon! S
one time I was getting a tampon out of a machine, it gave me two instead of one..it made my day..hehe
MY girlfriend was sucking my dick in her room and her friend came out of the shower all naked and stuff and she had some big titties. so she tried her first bj on me and then I fucked em both. i found out later she was only 15 but oh well she had big titties.
i went into the Hippy Cafe and chatted with the worker dude, and he gave me free Canabian Flag stickers, which usually cost a good $3.95. Was i ever excited.
i actually got a onion ring in my curly fries from arbys about 2 weeks ago, i was kinda excited.:H
How dare you eat Burger King?! Don't you know that they inject X chromosomes into poor Indonesian workers, and make them eat live chickens, and then use thier shit as a fertelizer to go chickens on trees (not organicly) and then put them in thier burgers which are made out of human scar tissue... and you call yourself a Hippo!
