A dumb joke I made up.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by purcolekraze, Jul 3, 2004.

  1. purcolekraze

    purcolekraze Member

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    Man: Miss do you have your period?

    Miss: No, (lying about it of coarse)

    Man: Well, I caught you red handed!



    Get it? She had blood on her hand(s). Ahahahaha
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Dumb indeed.
     
  3. Cat In The Stove

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    People like you deserve to be stoned to death by villagers. Now, I can't speak for you, but most women I know don't fist themselves when they get their monthly.
     
  4. TheFriendlyStranger

    TheFriendlyStranger Maniac Mull Mite

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    Um, thats really bad.
     
  5. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    This thread kind of makes me want to die, or throw up. You certainly weren't kidding when you said it was dumb.
     
  6. Cirrhosis

    Cirrhosis Banned

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    I know one who does, but she has mental issues.
     
  7. nightmarehippygirl

    nightmarehippygirl LEVI'S MOMMY

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    not only was it not funny, it was gross, and you spelled a word wrong...lol, cat in the stove, how come you didn't call him on it? were you too much in awe of his wit?

    *joins anti, to throw up*
     
  8. pomunus

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    I hate when that happens.
     
  9. Cat In The Stove

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    Coarse... it was too obvious, and I made fun of her for other reasons. I mean, she's still a stupid jackass, but I didn't feel the need to call her on everything.

    Red-handed needs a hyphen, by the way. It's a single-thought adjective.
     
  10. sunshinedaisy11

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    Hmm, yeah that wasnt very funny no offense...
     
  11. AlteredOrgan

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    theres nothing more beautiful than a woman on her period
     
  12. Cat In The Stove

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    Unless there are any women around whose vaginas aren't bleeding. Those chicks are hot.
     
  13. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    I see nothing beautiful about going through a painful thing every month for no reason. No reason, because I am never going to want kids and I hate going through this every month when it is all for nothing. I see no beauty in it for me.
     
  14. Friend

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    Yeah, I can think of a few things I like more than a bloody pussy...

    Hey! I got a joke I just made up - someone call the vet - there's a bloody pussy in my house...

    YIKES - I got the bad joke virus too...
     
  15. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    atleast people can say that you honestly made this one up...
     
  16. Cirrhosis

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    I still say we should beat the living shit out of him or her or it.
     
  17. EuphoricBallah

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    it was really dumb...so dumb i laughed. good job.
    ;)
     
  18. Personface

    Personface Tennessee Jed

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    Hehe, I laughed too. It was dumb, but it was FUNNY.
     
  19. Cirrhosis

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    Please don't encourage the twits.
     

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