Say your corny pick up lines here!

I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle.
You're a broom, can i sweep with you?
Screw me if I'm wrong but isn't your name paper?
Lets make some salami tacos!

and cirrhosis will probably give me a dollar to STFU.

 

I'll give you a dollar to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!
Say, what are you doing for the next 40 years?
Hi, I'm incredibly rich.
Let's say your left leg is thanksgiving, and your right leg is X-mas. Can I meet you in-between the holidays?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Do you have a band-aid? Because I skinned my knee when I fell for you!

I got plenty others, but I'll let you all have a go

 

is that a keg in your pants? bc id love to tap that!​

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet lets go fuck​

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hey could you help me find my dog...i think he ran into that cheap motel room.​

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your name must be daisy bc i want to palnt you right here.​

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are you from tennessee? bc ur the only 10 i see.​

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You look over stimulated. Let's get some beer into you, then it's off to bed.

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like spaghetti
Let's go fuck.

 

You know what would look good on you? Me.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that was a Braille name tag.

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

 

get a bag off ice and a hammer then walk up to a girl smash the ice with the hammer and ask her if she wants to fuck.

 

It would be easier to smash her over the head with the hammer, and then fuck her. As for the ice...to keep the body fresh, of course.

 

How youuuu doin?

 

is that emphasizing the "you" skylie??

are you from memphis?? because you are the only TEN-I-SEE

 

(with my accent): "I know 4 languages and got an 180 I.Q....yep"

 

walks up to fine honey....licks finger and rubs her clothing..."baby, lets get you out of those wet clothes"

 

Hey, babe, know what would look good on you?


ME!!!

 

Cirrhosis already used that one. Please play again.

 

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

 

this is my fav. one thus far....

 

OH LORDY! I have heard that a few times. I think it is funny.

 

if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me???????

 

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?