ever been wrongly mistaken for a guy/woman???

once, when i had my hair cut reeeeeally short, i helped a lady pick up some change she dropped in the store. afterward she patted my shoulder and said, very genuinly and politely "Thanks very much son".

my mates laughed it up big time!

 

Hahaha, i feel for ya bjorky. Same thing happened to me when i had my hair really long. I was on a date with my girlfriend (at the time) so i kinda had to shrug it off.

 

Uh not me but one time when I went to the auto parts store the guy looked at me and my ex-girlfriend and said "Hey, how it's going gentlemen?"

 

once me and a friend of mine were sitting in walmart when his grandpa came up to him and asked him "how is your lady friend doing?" i had my hair pretty long back then lol

 

No. But, once while snogging the face of my 9 then) boyfriend, who had really long hair. Some drunk dude walked past us and shouted. 'You bloody pair of lesbians!!!!'.

Oh how we laughed!

 

when i was 5 my mom got me sportin a rosemary's baby-type pixie cut. Maybe I was just very odd looking on my own when i was a wee tot but being mistaken for a boy was very frequent. why do parents do shit like that to their kids? i think its like some sick form of entertainment. hmm....

 

One time at this rest stop, this old chick followed me into the dudes restroom, telling me that I was using the wrong restroom.

 

When I was little (5 years maybe) a giant man visited my parents and asked me "Are you okay, boy?" I don't remember what I did then, I probably cried.

Love!

 

I dont know if I was mistaken or if the guy just liked guys. I was at a Cramps show at the Hollywood Paladium on Halloween 1992. I had managed to get all the way to the barracade and was more or less pinned until the show was over. I had Bright ass "torch Crimson" dyed hair that hung below my shoulders and was wearing some of them Lip Service "Stretch Fucking Jeans". He mighta thought I was a girl when he started feeling my ass up. I did have a full goatee and mustache so I turned around and looked him straight in the eyes to give him a chance to stop. He didnt. I was pinned against this barracade, so what could I do. When he continued, I smashed his nose flat with the back of my head. He stopped. He left my general area too. Everybody wins.

 

I find it kinda funny when people mistake me for a woman.

One time i was out with my mother and we at a record store and my mother had a question and the owner noticed and told one of his assistants to "go over there and help those ladies"
its was funny probably because im wierd like that.

 

on sevral ocasions actually, once i went into Best Buy with a friend then this guy that worked there came up to us from behind and said "can i help you ladies?"
another time in the men's room in the mall i was washing my hands and some old guy came in and said "sorry" to me and walked out, then i walked out and the guy saw my beard and i realized what had happened, he thought he walked into the ladies from by mistake.
another time at a wal-mart late at like 1am and the register was going to close and i was the only person on the line and this other employee asked the guy at the register if he closed yet and he replied "as soon as i help this lady" LOL
another time, and this happened in the shampoo isle of the supermarket of all places, i reached up to the top shelf to get a bottle of Dove shampoo down and this girl behind me said to another girl "wow i wish i had hair like hers"
then i turned around and they saw my beard HAHA

i must note though that i have hair down to the middle of my back that most of my female friends are jelious of
people see me from behind and think i'm just a tall woman constantly
it can be annoying yet funny at the same time

 

All of these stories should be teaching all you kids a very valuable lesson.........................boys have short hair and girls have long hair. Don't be a freaks about it. *school bell rings* Yaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!!!!!