Fuck coffee

it's part of a much larger conversation involving spleens, corsets, kidneys and even colons.....


that is just the part she chose to put in her sig, so I'm milking it atm.....

 

oooooooooooh
can you milk a liver

 

yep, cept it comes out yellowish and gooey.... unless the owner is alcoholic


then it comes out as a dry martini..........

 

think i'd rather take my chances with getting skin cancer than making these animals suffer... but as i'm a caffiene addict i'll be ok huh?

 

coffee is a nasty habit, with a nasty addiction....i love the aroma and taste of coffee, but i can't stomach that much caffeine. it really makes me feel like shit...used to drink it daily, now i can barely finish a cup unless its decaf.

i like almost all manners of tea, but even strongly brewed black tea doesn't affect me like coffee....and i can drink a couple pots of green tea at night time and still go to sleep....

it's amazing to me that most people don't treat coffee as a drug. its just another grocery item...

 

I eat chocolate covered coffee beans......

that is cafeine right there......

 

yeah, those are delicious, but i can only eat a few at a time

 

Well you would probably never realise the medical treatment you recieved had been tested [apart from it's toxcicty] on animals... thats the thing..

I dunno if just drinking the stuff has any real beneficial propertys or anything.. another thing you eat drink probaly counter acts it anyway..leaving you know better off . I was just trying to make myself feel better.

I notice you posted in my thread about 'relinquishing your right...' animal testing is a tricky thing to avoid.

 

coffee gooooood. Usually taht's all i have in the morning, breakfast is for the week.

 

I think fucking coffee could be slightly messy......

 

coffe gives me the shits so i stay away from it, i drink at least a pot of green tea a day though, i think it can be equally as addictive in large quantities! the only time i like drinking coffee is when i'm really stoned on the verge of a burnout, but of course it has to have lots of chocolate soy milk and syrup in it, good little pick me up.
but yeah, coffee bad bad in too much frequency (this coming from a cigarette smoker, har har)

 

In tests on 750 men awaiting vasectomy operations, coffee drinkers were found to have better sperm motility.

Scientists have suspected for years that coffee could offer some protection against cancer thanks to its high antioxidant content, but for the first time they identified a specific, highly active anticancer compound in the drink that boosts the activity of phase II enzymes.

http://www.youngagain.com/coffee3.html

 

that's at like 1 or 2 cups a day though, some people can't function without it. it's supposed to be pretty good for your heart too i heard, but same kinda rule as the glass of wine a day i believe....

 

yeah, coffee is good if you feel constipated.

 

four or more cups of coffee a day is supposed to help prevent adult onset diabetes too.

 

I've always hated caffeine headaches. So I quit more than 4 months ago. It was amazing how I actually felt tired like I was supposed to!

 

deviating slightly... i giggle every time i see the thread title... reminds me of the day i spoke to my husband for the first time... already a stammering wreck in his presence i had spent ages working out how best to invite him round for a cup of coffee......my attempt at saying would you like to come for coffee came out sounding like FUCK OFFE..... so embarrassing but at least it broke the ice...

 

hmm,m probly not if you drink coffee like i do. super strong, loads of cream and sugar though, the sugar's probly bad for diabetes stuff right?

 

haha yeah sugar and cream might ruin that theory. lol.

 

i have bad kidneys since birth so i am not supposed to drink coffe, but i do dingk it when i am extremely down/tired or if i have a dead line of some sort, i normally drink one stong cup coffe per week, and of couse i get high of it and enjoy it, but coffe is good for a society that needs "robots", coffee makes u enjoy BORING tasks, and do stuff wtithout thinking "whats the point", that's why coffee is legal and other drugs are not, makes us good slaves/robots