omg manish, me and tiffany... ahaha

manish_rathore60: hhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
heer_seba: hello
manish_rathore60: hey
heer_seba: do u still love me?
manish_rathore60: ya but u hurt me
heer_seba: i hurt u? how?
manish_rathore60: u tell me u r in india
heer_seba: i was
manish_rathore60: n u dont come 2 jodh pur
heer_seba: but you didn't tell me when or where in jodhpur
manish_rathore60: hey
manish_rathore60: i know u n ed both of them make me fool
heer_seba: who is ed?
manish_rathore60: yr frd
manish_rathore60: whos id is cheeseowns u
heer_seba: no her name is tiffany
heer_seba: oh yes ed is her sister
heer_seba: she was in india too
manish_rathore60: no
manish_rathore60: ed says she love me
manish_rathore60: u also
heer_seba: she doesn't know u, only me and tiffany love you
manish_rathore60: wat is going on
manish_rathore60: hey
manish_rathore60: this is not the way
BUZZ!!!
manish_rathore60: hey
manish_rathore60: pls
heer_seba: look
heer_seba: i'll explain it to you
manish_rathore60: do me a favour
heer_seba: me and tiffany were in india and both started talking to you and wanted to go to jodhpur
manish_rathore60: k
heer_seba: but then ed must have been talking to you on tiffany's account
manish_rathore60: who is tiffany
heer_seba: tiffany is cheeseownesyou
BUZZ!!!
heer_seba: not ed
heer_seba: ed is her sister
manish_rathore60: so wer r u right now
heer_seba: i'm in belgium now
heer_seba: but i'll be going to india in a couple of weeks
manish_rathore60: again u tell lie
heer_seba: no i don't
heer_seba: vacation starts in 2 weeks
manish_rathore60: yr real name
heer_seba: is seba
manish_rathore60: ok
BUZZ!!!
manish_rathore60: seba can u do something 4 me
heer_seba: should i show u a picture?
manish_rathore60: yes
manish_rathore60: i waana see u
heer_seba: ok wait
manish_rathore60: pls open yr cam
manish_rathore60: cam pls
heer_seba: my cam doesn't work anymore
heer_seba:
heer_seba: sry
heer_seba: but i'll send you a picture (keira knightley haha)
manish_rathore60: no
manish_rathore60: pls
manish_rathore60: how would i sure on u that ur in pic
BUZZ!!!
heer_seba: i understand you're suspicious, but i told you the cam doesn't work
manish_rathore60: send 1st yr pic
manish_rathore60: n tomorrow yr cam
manish_rathore60: is it ok
heer_seba: if the cam works
manish_rathore60: no pls tomorrow u hav 2
heer_seba: i'll try
manish_rathore60: pls 4 me
manish_rathore60: if u really love me
heer_seba: i do, u know that
manish_rathore60: yes
manish_rathore60: now send yr pic
BUZZ!!!
heer_seba: yes
heer_seba: easy!
manish_rathore60: fast
BUZZ!!!
heer_seba: sent it
heer_seba: did you receive it?
manish_rathore60: no
BUZZ!!!
heer_seba: hey
heer_seba: i sent it
manish_rathore60: where
manish_rathore60: u send it
heer_seba: manish_rathore60@yahoo.com
heer_seba: that is your email, isn't it?
manish_rathore60: ya
heer_seba: then u 'll receive it...
manish_rathore60: wait ill see
manish_rathore60: hey
manish_rathore60: u
manish_rathore60: pls dont play with me
heer_seba: what do you mean
manish_rathore60: idont beleive on u
heer_seba: explain
manish_rathore60: actully i dont beleive on u that this pic is yr
heer_seba: what???
manish_rathore60: this pic is very sweet
heer_seba: so, it's me
manish_rathore60: just like my dream girl
heer_seba: wtf? were you planning to marry us both?
manish_rathore60: yr age
BUZZ!!!
manish_rathore60: hey
heer_seba: i'm 15
manish_rathore60: ok
manish_rathore60: so hw u marry me
manish_rathore60: iam 21
heer_seba: first you told me u were 19!
heer_seba: are fucking with me
manish_rathore60: no
manish_rathore60: iam 21
manish_rathore60: sorry
manish_rathore60: now iam serious
heer_seba: it's okay
heer_seba: so is gay marriage allowed is india?
manish_rathore60: no
heer_seba: oh... well it is in belgium
manish_rathore60: its bad
manish_rathore60: hey
manish_rathore60: u can u call me
manish_rathore60: on my cell
manish_rathore60: pls
manish_rathore60: if u do this iam very happy
heer_seba: oh but would u be so kind to lick my balls then?
manish_rathore60: hey
manish_rathore60: actully iam not yr type
manish_rathore60: iam a simple indian
manish_rathore60: n u r very fwdddd
heer_seba: very what?
heer_seba:
manish_rathore60: farward
manish_rathore60: means bold
heer_seba: no actually my hairs about 5 inches long, but i'm still a man
manish_rathore60: u mean u r a guy
heer_seba: well yeah didn't you see, u can see it on my picture
heer_seba: now make me some pancakes bitch
heer_seba: why aren' you talking anymore
manish_rathore60: bye
manish_rathore60: ur a man
manish_rathore60: n iam also
heer_seba: really?
manish_rathore60: yes
heer_seba: but you looked so girly
manish_rathore60: bye
heer_seba: goodbye rat whore

 

same old boring shit

 

brits

 

<joke>
15 year old girls
<joke>

 

that'd be funny, but i'm not british












unless that was t'joke

 

I'm starting to feel bad for this guy.

ahah thats a lie.

 

heer_seba: no actually my hairs about 5 inches long, but i'm still a man
manish_rathore60: u mean u r a guy


AHAHAHHA

 

it gets better, i just got mail


hi heer_seba,
I just joined LoveHappens, a new site where people help people find love. I'd like the people on LoveHappens to get to know me better, so I'm hoping you'll write a quick story about me that I can add to my profile. It doesn't have to be long, but it may help me meet someone great.

Click here to write a few words about me.

thanks,

Manish



hmmm... let's see: manish is my best friend, he once proposed to me (male) and my friend tiffany, wanted to marry us both also he lies about his age and he has purple lips. so if you like long walks (not on the beach, in jodhpur) kissing a guy with purple lips and humping elephants together under the moonlight, this is your man!

 

You ever pause to think that maybe Manish is screwing with you?

 

that was what i thought, but i thought it's be best to leave it be.

 

I'm feeling forum aggression

 

ahaha...i don't think manish is screwing with us. he's probably really that pathetic

 

Poor guy.. you've broken his heart! .. all three of you? Even a guy? Hahah!

fun

 

haha...