Experienced pothead needed.

Pshcrewitnevermind.

 

ok man

 

well i see my work is already done

 

well from my experience i can tell you need another joint. roll roll roll!

 

wtf was the point of this?

 

he had a question then probs found out the answer or summat. so he edited his first post. now the thread is open for hi-jacking

 

pork toast

 

I hereby dedicate this thread.. to all things cannabis! Share your first time! (Not losing your virginity, for all you smart-asses)

 

well my first time i smoked, i didn't get high, so i'll tell you about the first time i got high....... i split 6 bowls(so that's about 3 that i smoked) with my boyfriend, i coughed like a bitch..... but i was high as a kite.... I remember thinking shit this isn't working, but about ten minutes later i started laughing and i swear i didn't stop for like half an hour.....this was about 4 bowls through the session..... so by the sixth bowl i was so high that i was dropping the pot out of the bowl so then we decided to stop......i remember getting undressed to my underwear with my boyfriend and then i think i passed out for like 10 minutes because i woke up and he was eating me out......after that we had really good sex and then we sat down and listened to music....i was sitting there and my eyes were out of focus probably due to the fact that i smoked 3 bowls my first time and i thought my arm was going through my bed because that's what it looked like to my unfocused eyes and i remember saying " hey look it's like patrick swazye in ghost" and then my boyfriend told me i was out of it and that we needed munchies.....i had no food in my house so we ended up settiling for a jar of peanuts.... damn good food.....we started watching ren and stimpy which, by the way, is not funny when you're high and then he left......i swear i felt a buzz for like 2 days afterwards.... it was amazing

 

First time I smoked I didn't think it was working either. Well, first time I got high... second time I smoked. We were cruising around in my friends car and had his bubbler going. God, we got stoned so good off that bubbler... But anyway, we were cruising around on my friend's Blaze Run and fishbowling and what not. I was thinking "this isn't doing anything... what the hell, did I smoke it wrong?!" Then I tried to lift my arm and it felt so heavy, and slow... All of a sudden I realize that there's this huge grin on my face, and the more I thought about smilling, the more it made me smile. I felt like I was legit smiling ear to ear. Then we got out of the car at his house and I tried to climb a tree, but that didn't work too well. My other friend, meanwhile, was sick and throwing up, cus he got stoned and forgot that you weren't supposed to inhale a cigar. We listened to Darkside of the Moon and the digital clock was pretty hard to read and focus on...

 

i got fucked up and had the worst high ever and had to go home right after it but i tried again and made sure i didnt have to go home and it was awesome the end

 

lol good job hijacking this thread.

wellllllllllll my first time has already been documented in its own thread, but i might as well rewrite for old times sake. i was with my buddy david and this kid daniel at the movies...it was dead so he asked if i wanted to split an eighth (daniel was being a douche which later proved hazardous to my buzz) k now understand these guys thought i was a stoner already, but i told them i hadnt smoked in like a month so i'm gonna get high easy next time etc to cover up my newness. well he got it and it ended up being a big schwaggy for 25 bucks but i was just excited to see a bag with marijuanna in it. we got a lift back to his house and drank some alcohol (i was already a lil drunk at the movies) cause his parents buy him brandy...ended up being a good excuse for red eye. so i was drunk the first time i got stoned lol. well we walked around his neighborhood a lil (it was dark) and we settled into a home that was in the early stages of being built. i have a phone with a powerful flaslight on it so i used that to help me pack the bowl...no wait i had him do it. since it was my pipe (i bought it earlier that night at this awesome foodshop near the movies) i got first hit...i was glad that i was able to suck it down and hold it for ten to fifteen seconds without hacking out a lung and looking like a douche. a kid we know collin came and joined us but neither him nor daniel smoked, so me and david got it all. it was kinda blury then...i have no idea how many bowls i smoked, but i know i was high and giggling at everything. i was high. as. fuck. the drunkeness probably helped. that collin kid kept dealing me rain vodka while i was smoking...like two or three good swags now to think of it. lol i walked out of that house and almost killed myself on the mounds of dirt and shit...i was so happpppy haha and i was hanging all over david and we were laughing at how collin kept telling us we were high as fuck and how daniel kept being a douche. well we headed back to his house (after spraying ourselves down with body spray and taking down a couple of mints each) and collin left. it was me david and daniel and we walked in and i immediately forgot how to act drunk lol. so i was just trying to act sober and his dad mentioned davids eyes and he's like ahhhh too much brandy... lol i have no idea if he could tell if we were stoned or not but he left us alone. then that daniel kid really started talking smack to me and david. now i'm a happy high, but david can get pissed off and i had to break up what looked to be fights before they happened. eventually he went out to sleep on the couch and me and david giggled ourselves to sleep.

ahhh i thank you all for that experience. honestly i joined hip forums mostly to talk in the religious forum and get some questions answered there, but i havent even looked at that forum since i visited the mj forum first lol and you guys are like my family when it comes to this...really i was hardly thinking about weed before this forum and you guys showed me experiences i never htought i could have. i really thank you all.

 

btw that pic in my sig is me on that night after getting back from smoking. woo!

 

My spoon is too big.

 

Yeah man, we should all meet up for regional smokes... the hipforums stoner weekend... sounds appealing to me!

But yeah, I've taken 2, passin to thee left!

 

haha. my spooon is to big...

............................................................................................................................................... I am a banana .................................................

 

my first time was such a stoner stereotype, but anyways. me and 3 friends went over to another friends house. and our most expereniced smoker had done it like twice and so we went out into the woods and founda river somewhere in there, we sat down on an overhaning branch over the stream/river and someone rolled 2 joints and we passed around, i suprisingly got stoned enouuhg to enjoy the walk on back very much

 

yeah boothy u helped me. thanks man. ahh i'm stoned hahahaah

 

haha no problemo dude, glad to help!

i was stoned last night... very cold weather but it was still awesome