Can I get some pussy....

Hell if it was raining pussy id still not get none, maybe I should lower my standards or offer more in trade or somthing.

 

hell you left sweetie here,, you had pussy an ya left her barefoot an pregnant with us...

 

That reply will help me pull a girl off this fine site.

 

ok ,ok,, that was harsh,, would ya like me to be honest about yer veiws on women???

 

But thanks for the offer. Wait till I get one first. Hell its fucked up I end up in a place where thier few hookers.

 

pussy..... pizza....its close enough for me, Im gonna shower, jerk off and order a pizza, at least in the am I will still want to eat it.

 

oh come on the other day at the mexican resturaunt there was the one that walked in,, remember?? metal face went EWWWWWWWWWWWWW,, but hell pussies pussy right???

 

I dont remember that one, I was just too amazed you were actually out in public.

And I snuck in a fifth of jd thier one night and got trashed almost got the whole place in a brawl cause I asked a married lady if some jd and two grams of powder would get her to leave with me, and somthing about me jumping over a booth too many times to get back to my seat and my tab was 7 bucks, they said, boy you get really drunk on 7 bucks. Im glad I dont drink often.. ..so mucho mucho...no no

 

PUSS In Boots!!

 

I got two of them here already and ones black, here black pussy pussy......cat.

 

Sounds so dirty.

 

I like dirty....

 

man you bathe twice a day,, you hate dirty,, if you fucked a bitch in the ass till she shit ya wouldnt even finish..

dont lie!!!

 

everyone collectively say "awwww"

 

Whoa.

 

Im dirty right now and honestly too tired to even give a shit, twice last week I was so beat I didnt even shower till the am before work. Just slept on the couch.

As for the ass fuckin, hell shed have to be a keeper, shit I cant lie, if she said do it id do it....maybe.

 

now im gonna shower....

 

ive washed my hair twice in 3 weeks,, an showered,,like 10 times in same said time frame......

i here no complaints,, it was odd we acyually smely patchoulii in wally world saturday,,, couldnt quite figure where it came from but we think a mexican had it on..

so reality is i cant stink to bad if we smell patchoulli in public... ;0

 

The worst is when somebody doesn't bathe for like 3 weeks, and then COVER themselves in patchoulli...

I mean normally (as in a clean person wearing it), patchoulli is a sexy smell.

But the afforementioned smell is jsut the most atrocious thing ever.