Gnomes

Discussion in 'Paranoid?' started by Terrapin Station, Jul 28, 2005.

  1. Terrapin Station

    Terrapin Station Member

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    There Is A Gnome And He Is Folleowering Me Down The Pizza!
     
  2. kayahaze

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  3. guitarslinger

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    Fuck some Gnomes just give em a good kick in the head and your problem is solved
     
  4. adelic86

    adelic86 ~Music!~

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    cool, laugh at him
     
  5. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    There is a gnome who lives in my car and eats lighters...
     
  6. Wonder Girl

    Wonder Girl rhapsody in pink

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    Such a meanie :eek:
     
  7. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    Do whatcha gotta do[​IMG]
     
  8. natural23

    natural23 Senior Member

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    Very important to cultivate a good relationship with Gnomes.


    :)
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  9. Wonder Girl

    Wonder Girl rhapsody in pink

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    That's what all Gnome haters say..you're in denial about the problem :D
     
  10. guitarslinger

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    I am no Gnome hater, actually they have put a contract out on my head and I'm just trying to cope with that.
     
  11. natural23

    natural23 Senior Member

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    WonderGirl,


    I Love Gnomes !

    and as Michael Faraday said,

    " Do not suppose that I was a very deep thinker, or was marked as a precocious person. I was a very lively imaginative person, and could believe in the "Arabian Nights" as easily as in the "Encyclopedia.""

    Love,

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  12. natural23

    natural23 Senior Member

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    Make Peace
     
  13. THE_duder

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    Gnomes are really nice people. They enyojoy humor much better. They like nature, jewelery and animals. The seek new ways to do their work and they are guineus machanics and enginers. They get along well whit dwarves and are welcome in their mines. The only bad thing with them is that they hate goblins.
     
  14. Wonder Girl

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    I'll have a talk with my garden Gnomes...maybe I can talk them into letting it go,but I must warn you,once Gnomes are angry,there's no telling what they will do. Vicious little critters,they are.
     
  15. Wonder Girl

    Wonder Girl rhapsody in pink

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    That's a great quote! ;)
     
  16. kayy

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    i mean, how do they look like?
     
  17. Jack_Straw2208

    Jack_Straw2208 Senior Member

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    the angry conglomerate wants YOU!
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  18. TreeFiddy

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    "little gnomes stay in their homes
    eating sleeping, drinking their wine".

    if syd barrett speaks the tuth than how could he be chasing you?
     
  19. cruachan

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    gnomes are not angry, they are beautiful creatures, who just want to get along with us. You see they're brains are built differently and so they're perseption of reality is very different. They are effectivley perpetualey stoned/tripped out, but for them this is normal. They would probably take a drug to see things how we see them if they could. As a result of they're difference in perception, they see things brighter and as more beautiful then we do. They are always grinning at the beauty of things and fiddling like little children. With such a difference between how we see the world and how they see itof course there will be friction but i say: Love The Gnome!
     
  20. vegetable_man

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    Is his name Grimble Grumble?
     
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