Want a pretzel?

Anyone? They're made by the fire department...

 

firefighter musters rock


lots of old men acting like 3 year olds and a lot of them getting drunk....

 

mustard?


Firemen are strange shit. I just discovered what is so great about celery and grape jelly.

Did you know theres no gelatin in grape jelly?

 

At least you know they wont burn down the kitchen while theyre cooking

 

My head is going to implode. John Mayer is the definition of very cool. If you were to look up very cool in the dictionary you would see John Mayers picture in the dictionary next to the definition of very cool.

 

I had a dream about ice-cream flavoured chocolate bars, and I hated them because they had ice cream in them. And then my friend kept trying to feel me up so I got mad at him too.

I also got mad a few other things Ah, dreams

 

I want to eat your friend.