The... has anyone had a number two yet thread..

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Ellie-Rose, Jun 29, 2004.

  1. ArtLoveMusic

    ArtLoveMusic Senior Member

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    and how did you dispose of sed napkin HMMM!? did you LITTER?!
     
  2. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Hey, it's paper...it's bio-degradeable

    I just hope nobody saw it and thought "Ah, that'll do for roach material!"


    hehehe...I can imagine a group of people sat around later smoking a joint..."Hey man, this is good shit!"
     
  3. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

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    Hahahhaha!!.. yuck!!
     
  4. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    I have actually found it rather valuable and edifying reading about my fellow forumers' bowel movements and pooing habits. Not a waste of poowidth at all. I think we should all talk more about our excretory habits. In fact I'm off to go and do a poo now.
     
  5. ArtLoveMusic

    ArtLoveMusic Senior Member

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    oh good on ya showmet... tell us how it went!!
     
  6. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    He hasn't got back to us yet...IS HE STILL IN THERE?!!

    Maybe he didn't poo...maybe he GAVE BIRTH TO A MUTANT ALIEN THAT FED ON HIS BRAINS!!!

    Maybe he flushed, then FELL IN AND GOT SWEPT AWAY TO THE SEWERS?!!





    Maybe I need to shut up and get a life...and stop POOING IN BUSHES!!!

    Power THIRTEEN!!!
     
  7. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    Phew! Now THAT was an almighty poo!
     
  8. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    Wow! Well done!!! That surely must get an award for the longest poo ever:eek:

    *hands Jon a glass of JD's*:p

    (and drinks the rest to herself:p )

    Muahahahaha
     
  9. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    I just contacted the Guiness Book Of Records people. They said that for it to be a world record, there must be proof such as video recording or photographic evidence.

    Then I told them what the world record you'd tried for was, and they said never mind, they'll take your word for it.

    :D:D:D
     
  10. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    My miraculous bowels did me good service throught the festival, and I survived the five days, but the day I got back I had at least five poos, including three on the train! I'm currently on about 2-3 a day at the moment, it's all been stored up and it keeps on flowing out....
     
  11. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

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    Feck me.. 5 poo's in a day.. thats bloody good going.. I've only had 2 poo's since I got back.. I dont know where I'm storing my waste :eek:

    It can't be healthy!!
     
  12. jonny2mad

    jonny2mad Senior Member

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    Im sure you will all do yourself a mischief

    the toilets used to be much much much worse

    and really you must force yourself to go

    I personally prefer the outdoor open top toilets if you want to pee try whistleing

    it works for horses to if you want to get them to pee

    if you want to do a number two make sure you have nothing in your pockets that may fall down toilet like mobile phones money ect

    go into toilet if you dont like touching doors ect handle them with a little bit of toilet paper

    lower trousers I personally wouldnt sit on the seat just hover a little above it
    and then say this little poem

    if you want to shit we ease
    put your elbows on your knees
    give a grunt
    and give a squeeze
    and out it comes like moldy cheese

    (poem written on toilet wall south wales 1970s)

    wipe your bottom pull up your trousers and leave
    then go and wash your hands

    this is all the advice I can give you
    force yourself to go
    eat lots of bean burgers and tell yourself that doing a number two is one of your goals for the next festival

    well done claire
     
  13. PinkMoon

    PinkMoon Senior Member

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    i pooed whilst there.. its not natural to keep it in people!!!
     
  14. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Aye, but by the looks of you on Sunday night I'd say you made a bit of a mess of it....
     
  15. Dais

    Dais Member

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    Well i managed to go! Don't know who said but i agree, it's bad to keep it in guys!!! I didn't think the toilets were THAT bad this year to be honest, the only bad things i found were piss on the seat because boys obviously can't pee straight, haha! And Ellie, who *IS* that guy under all your posts??!?!?!?!? hmmmm

    Lots of love and ermm poo?!
    x x x x x
     
  16. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

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    Thats Island dweller.. He belongs to me tho :p
     
  17. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    No, he's mine, hands off biatch!

    *draws hangbag!*
     
  18. Bro_Rific

    Bro_Rific Banned

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    All that waste is being stored in that enormous melon you call your head. That's what I think.
     
  19. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

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    Is it a fight you want :p
     
  20. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

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    can you stop being mean to me thankyou very much!!
     

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