how do you beat someone up

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  1. FlyTheFloydFlag

    FlyTheFloydFlag Member

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  2. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    ask nigga joe.. :)
     
  3. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    set them on fire
     
  4. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    Rip their throats out with your teeth. :D
     
  5. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    never hit anyone with your fists , use an iron pipe . you may need the dexterity to forge documents n signatures ,
     
  6. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    yeah, and if you break their teeth with your fists and the broken tooth cuts your skin, you're 100% garaunteed to get a HORRIBLE infection, fatal if untreated, which can be used to prove that you hit the fucker in the first place.
     
  7. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    Good thinking, though it's still feasible to go for soft spots, my natural instinct is to punch the throat. :D
     
  8. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    with yer elbo with yer forearm not putting yer knuckles in jepordy ....a quick tap on the esophogus with your walking stick ...
     
  9. luvndrumn

    luvndrumn Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    you run at them screaming bloody murder
    and cut them in twain with your ax
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  10. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    but nothing with a shape that can be easily traced...
     
  11. HippyLandscaper

    HippyLandscaper learning a new way

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    just remember, you are young, don't let the people bother you. After a while, they won't matter, and you can walk away being the bigger man. If not you just kill them, and remember, soaking the bones in vinager will make them soft enough to fit down the garbage disposal
     
  12. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    run away screaming "ni! ni! ni!"

    always works for me
     
  13. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    never thought of vinegar. that's brilliant!! you can get this stuff done in a MUCH smaller space now...
     
  14. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    Don't beat someone up.

    That's not nice.
     
  15. luvndrumn

    luvndrumn Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Is beating somebody down alright?
     
  16. Colours

    Colours Senior Member

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    i usually go for the knees.
     
  17. Becknudefck

    Becknudefck Senior Member

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    i think an alcoholic beverage or six would help.
     
  18. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Peace & Love!!!
     
  19. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    don't ask me, i don't want that on my conscience
     
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