So this is a dream I had after a crazy night out... don't suppose anybody could interpret it? Miss Piggy is sat on the wall in front of me, waiting to jump down and suffocate me. I'm not going to give her a fucking excuse. But then she does; she bounds for me; razor sharp teeth ready to slice and bite- hard, grinding molars ready to smush my flesh into pulp, putrid, green saliva froathing from her mouth. I scream. I'm kissed. By a gentle mouth. Miss Piggy turned into Becky. She kisses me again, forcing her soft tounge into my mouth desperatly. I open my eyes, a bush has grown from the wall, which vines are starting to get a foothold around my bedroom; Becky is growing out of the bush like a rose bud. The air becomes moist and the temperature rises. She kisses me again, her tounge turning into a strawberry, I gorge myself on the fruit and then it turns back into her tounge. She wipes my lips with her fingers as the bush shrinks back into a bulb. The TARDIS shouts at me, and Miss Piggy is after me. I wake up. I run out of my room, and down the stairs. I have an overwhelming need for caffine and the fear has left me. I take a bottle of ice cold Dr. Pepper up with me, as well as several packets of tunes and lockets. I go on a caffine and menthol binge throughout the rest of the night. Becky = old flame, btw.
Miss Piggy could be a girl that you might be interested in having a trist with and you will feel guilty on cheating on your girlfriend. It's someone who you think is a low life or a slut (I'm surprised she wasn't a cow). The scream signifies something good, a delightful surprise coming. The vines may signify that Becky is getting into your heart and mind, that your love will bud and blossom. It will come slowly, like vines growing in the sunlight; she will get into your heart very slowly and delicately. Unlike the first girl which was lust driven this will be a gentle love based on respect.
