I find this horribly funny

I looked up the side affects of my seizure meds......


this is what I found



What side effects may occur?

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[/size] Side effects cannot be anticipated. If any develop or change in intensity, inform your doctor as soon as possible. Only your doctor can determine if it is safe for you to continue taking Zonegran.

• More common side effects may include:
  Abdominal pain, agitation, confusion, depression, diarrhea, difficulty concentrating, difficulty with memory, dizziness, double vision and other visual disturbances, drowsiness, fatigue, flu syndrome, headache, insomnia, irritability, loss of appetite, loss of muscle coordination, mental slowing, nausea, prickling or burning skin, rash, speech abnormalities, tiredness

• Less common side effects may include:
  Abnormal walk, accidental injury, alterations in taste sensation, anxiety, bruises, constipation, convulsions, difficulties in verbal expression, dry mouth, indigestion, nasal stuffiness, nervousness, psychotic behavior, rash, runny nose, sensitivity to touch, tremor, vomiting, weakness, weight loss

• Rare side effects may include:
  Abnormal dreams, abnormal hair growth, abnormal sense of smell, acne, allergic reaction, anemia, arthritis, black stools, bleeding gums, breast growth in males, chest pain, coughing up blood, decreased sex drive, dehydration, difficulty swallowing, dry skin, euphoria, eye problems, facial swelling or paralysis, fainting, fatigue, fluid retention, gallstones, gas, hair loss, hearing loss, heart irregularities and problems, high blood pressure, impotence, inability to breathe, incontinence, increased pressure in the eye, increased cough, inflammation of the gums and inside of the mouth, itching, jaundice, joint aches, leg cramps, low blood pressure, lupus erythematosus, malaise, mental problems, missed menstrual periods, movement disorders, muscle aches, muscle weakness, neck rigidity, nerve pain, painful breasts, painful urination, rapid heart rate, rash, rectal bleeding, ringing in the ears, skin disorders, sore throat, spasms, speech difficulties, stroke, sweating, thirst, twitching, urinary problems, uterine bleeding, vertigo, vomiting blood, weight gain

 

weight loss, weight gain... haha

 

Abnormal Dreams

 

Abnormal hair growth! haha!
Wooow... I want that!

 

sorry, but twhat the fuck is an abnormal dream? what the fuck is a normal one?????

 

Lol... yeh i feel kinda guilty... but god damn!!

 

OMG thats scary

 

Many people find my dreams abnormal, but they're quite normal to me...

Um... except the one with the huge caterpillar eating The Beatles.

 

wait, convulsions are seizures right? so your meds to stop seizures alsom cause them?

 

1. yes my seizure meds may cause seizures (lol)
2. I've had a melting clock hunting rhinos with me in a jungle made of jeyylbeans and accountants...... I figure that's pretty abnormal......
3. I like speech difficulties myself....

 

like when your kissing your best friend who happens to be the same sex as you...