If Stoners Ruled the World...

Okay, this one is ala "you know you're a stoner if..." so please feel free to post your own ideas.
Mine: There would be no more wars, because we forgot where we put the weapons, and use the shotguns to shotgun.
There would be miles of pizza delivery trucks clogging the highways, they'd be late and all the pizza would be free.

 

if stoners ruled the world, it would be mandatory that everyone smoke at least once a week. violence would be non existent.

oh, and the moment we rule the world, taco bell would blow every other food chain away

 

The world would be in deep shit.

 

Exactly...

 

taco bell would be replaced with taco place the redskins names would be changed to the crackers, Bong sales would be at a all time high, all weapons would be melted down to make metal pipes and stems all clothes would be made from hemp the world flag would have a huge marijuana leaf on it and doritos would be the all time favorite food of the world

 

lol. yeah i guess. I'd want every gun i could imagine.

 

I'm sure the mexican food industry appreciates your support

 

very deep shit, bwahahaha

 

i shit alot after stoned party weekends...

 

If stoners ruled the world there would be an all you can eat buffet in every fast food restaurant.

 

Funny thing is, there are a lot of politicians that smoke, and there are a shitload of lawyers that do as well...

Only thing is, they're all hypocrits...

But as far as politicians go, nothing high enough up to really matter...but every lawyer I know smokes haha

 

if stoners ruled the world, cops would never catch the bad guys cuz they wouldnt know what was going on. There wouldnt be speed limits, everyone would have MJ growing in their gardens. you could buy bags by the pound at ur local grocery store, for cheap too. Ice cream would be plentiful!! they would bring back the smoking areas at our schools. You could ditch class and not get a 2 hr for it. gym class was all about laying around outside and maybe playing frisbee or frisbee golf. there wouldnt be wars because everyone would be nice to each other. People wouldnt stab other people in the back cuz whose ganna nark on someone for smoking pot when its legal haha Families would have certain times they would smoke together, before school/ work, when they came home prob before dinner, and sometimes at night. Kids didnt have a curfew cuz who cares. Parents didnt ask the kids why the needed money, they would give them mnoney and tell them to pick up a sack for em. the world would be an all around better place! haha i cant think of a lot more so im ganna stop now haha
peace

 

HELL YEAH!!! We can only dream

 

...The only show on TV would be "land of the lost".

 

people wouldnt be so uptight
everyone would just be chill
yeah sure not alot would get done but it wouldnt matter
life would be much better if everyone smoked

 

Food would be free, there would be candy as far as the eye could see, and the media would be more entertaining. The only problem would be that nothing would get done due to laziness and sleep.

 

Nothing would get done... ever.... except constant concerts outside in big fields and lots of pot being grown.

 

hahah this is the dumbest thread ever

you guys talk about, taco bell....but who the hell would run a taco bell if everyone is smoking

u talk about police, but who the hell is gonna want to police anything?

when everyone is smoking who is even gonna grow weed? lol

 

ugh yer so logical. haha. who cares man, if everyone smoked weed , everything wud work out, some how or another. we'd figure it out, sooner or later.

if stoners ruled the world, there wud be simpsons on every channel and a 24-7 fear and loathing and dazed and confused and cheech and chong movie channel.

but lets get more focused on IF weed was legal..it wud just be way more easier.

 

So, basically, the world would fall apart. Economies would crash, families would break up (if "no one cares" etc). Criminals would run rampant. Everyone would be a burnout. How is that good?

Seriously, if everyone was stoned all the time we'd be in a world of shit pretty quick.

I'm all for legalizing, of course, because it's our right to intake what we want, but don't put the stoners in charge, cuz we'd all die. Not of war though, but of lazy negligence, haha.