My cat just farted

I don't know what the hell he ate, but damn, I want to slit my throat, it smells so bad

 

haha...
Yeah, when my dog farts, I have to evacuate for a while cause those bitches linger...

 

my cat farts sometimes and it stings my lungs, when my dog does ohhhhh damn dont light a match lol.

 

haha stings your lungs

 

seriously they do and i cant breathe. i wanna compare them to a gas chamber

 

my dog's farts can be used in a war.

 

My own farts smell worse than my cat's farts!

 

Lol...


I think it was the wet food, cos my roomies cat is farting too, and they both eat the same stuff...

 

Two farting cats eating wet food hope they dont start farting both at the same time!

They have that 'Hairball Control Formula" Food, Now we need some special cat food..."Farting Cat Control Formula".....Specially blend of anti-gas ingredients for the farting cat with Chronic Farting Problems, guarenteed to reduce your Kitty's farts by up to 47%.