A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying S.O.B. told you I was speeding, too.
That seems like a best case scinario. I'm sure the cop wouldn't waste any time dragging you out of the car and beating you to death.
whenever i get pulled over & asked if theres drugs in the car i just say not anymore, we ran out about 30 miles back, do you have any you can spare...they always just laugh & dont bother looking for any but that dont work with every cop.generaly if the holsters unclipped, dont fuck with em..lol
the cop wouldnt normally wait for his captin to get there before asking to see your trunk or your glovebox. but its a good story hehe i like that drug one, it would probably work pretty well here in australia lol 'hehe too late mate, we ran out 20 kilometres back that way... got ne you could spare us?' heaheheeh how many times have you done that
or playing the tape recording of the conversation that's almost standard these days.... I do love that joke though. Haven't heard it in years.
