My penis has a mole

My penis has a mole and I'm afraid to show it to my girlfriend. What should I do?

 

moley moley moley moley! j/k

i got one too man, and a birth mark, they dont care fool
"its whats inside that counts" lmao

 

If your gf has never seen a mole before, well there's a first time for everything.

 

I'm sure there are ways of removing penis moles.

even if your mole isn't removed, and your girlfriend ends up dumping you... you can always be a pornstar.

Those sluts will love to be tiltilated by the wonderful mole of "Mighty Mole Man"

 

wow, lets make this the longest thread ever, started by someone with only 2 posts asking about penis moles. ok, i'll play along. keep the mole buddy, its like natural ribbing for her pleasure. just make sure it doesnt grow its own hair

 

Although some females might prefer some hair tickling them from the inside.


PS. Brilliant idea, Sultan!

 

you're gonna die... in your sleep.. the mole will suffacate you with a plastic bag while you're sleeping.. so you must never sleep... good luck

 

lol

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My ex-boyfriend used to have a mole on his dick, but he got it removed...it really boosted his confidence, you sould get it removed. For now you should just wear it, let her see it, I'm sure she won't really care. Maybe she will be a little revolted, but she'll hide it because if shes your girlfriend she likes you for you, and will except tiny bodily disfirgurations such as that. btw I have a small mole on my boob. I AM going to have it removed some day because it makes me self-conscience. but until than its part of me like it or not, and thats what I say to other people who see it (if they mention it).

 

and never masturbate, too. If you masturbate your mole will explode, and your penis, with it.

So, for people with a mole on their penis:

Sex = Good.

Masturbation= Bad.

 

You mean, like a second nipple?

 

ROTLFLMFAO!!!

 

the penis has to go.. no doubt about it.. *picks up a pair of scissors* stay still, this won't hurt one bit...

 

Do you plan on using it as a dildo, afterwards?

 

now that's a great idea, i just might do that

 

pertyify it frst... it may shrink a little. But the mole guy probably has a donkey dick.

 

You could start a collection, hang 'em on your wall. Get various exotic penises from around the world... charge admission. It'd draw quite a crowd.

 

yeah, it can be called "The International House of Sausage"

 

yeah you'd like to see that, wouldn't you haha

 

YES, like a second nipple. (gerr) lol