The 'I am not broke' auction

I am also going to auction myself off, but we do it in the hilarious bird-style.
Not the highest bidder wins, but the lowest!

Start the bidding, girls.

 

I'll give you 2 bottle caps, and some toe-nail clippings.

 

I know I'm not a girl, but I want to get raving sultan a christmas present.

 

Stop your nonsense and let the real girls bid.

 

I'll take you for $250. This means that you will be paying me $250. I take cash...

 

Ok.... but you're the highest bidder in my thread, so you better hope they pay because I'm coming for my 50 grand and my cacti.

 

You take me for $250 and I have to pay you?
This does not make sense, honey.

But so far the lowest bid is $250.
Can anyone beat that?

 

i have some pocket fuzz and uumm.. a used tissue.


wait.. what exactly am i bidding on? :H

 

Me; bird.

So far you are winning!

 

Woohoo!!!

 

it's been an hour.. do i win?

 

that was a negative $250 so i think a negative amount beats allittle fuzz..you owe someone $250

 

and just as i thought i had nothing to bid with a passing pheasant shit on my windowsill... perfect.... i bid some fresh bird poop

 

oh..i forgot...bird migration is full of shit already...

 

I have two pieces of rodent droppings, and one is in the shape of a peace sign!

 

Oh pabsy - there you are! It is almost 4 AM and here I am once more. And here I thought that mine was the first "shit" post; you beat me to it!

 

That's what I thought. -$250 is lower than fuzz, so do I win?

 

I bid my penis.

 

i say thats gotta be the worst offer yet... my votes on BraveSirRubin...

 

pabsy, you are so funny!