The 'I am not broke' auction

But honestly, BraveSirRuben, the idea is to make the worst offer. What does that say about your penis???

 

The Janitor at my school wants to bid a dirty mop

 

urine, but you supply the jar......

 

hmm.. but are any of those things worse than BraveSirRubins penis?

 

pabsy - you make me LAUGH OUT LOUD!

So, Bird Migration - you have made us wait long enough! WHO IS THE WINNER???

 

No winner yet, this auction goes on for a decade or so more.
Keep the bids a-coming, chicas.

 

Your a big tease, bird! But honestly, you deserve three cheers and hugs for starting such a fun and amusing thread!

RAH, RAH, RAH!!!

 

5$

 

Only three cheers and some hugs?
I demand more, preferably something that has to do with wax and a dildo.

 

lets see what i got here (looks around the room). i'll bid a bottle of mod podge, one tie dyed baby sock, and a colored pencil.

 

I bid one amature painting of strawberry ice cream. (Gotta get rid of it somehow.)

 

Oh my! Soulful eyes and kinky too!

 

Can you tell us a little bit about yourself before we get together?

 

i got a dried out piece of dog shit.... so if i win can i chop your head off and fuck your neck with a crucifix?

 

Sure you can, tough guy.
Now go and let your mommy change your diapers.

 

Lol..... and just as it was getting interesting some bright spark ruins the moment...!!!

 

jo k er man - that was totally uncalled for!

 

you really have soulfull eyes, bird migration. you know that im sure youve heard about how beautiful your eyes are, but damn.

 

Bird doesn't want my penis couse he has had way too much for it.

 

BraveSirRubin - I really like your photos in your photo gallery!