Heeelp!!

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by feral_soul, Sep 23, 2005.

  1. feral_soul

    feral_soul Member

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    I HATE being a virgin.
     
  2. PrettyUgly

    PrettyUgly Member

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    Ask a random hot guy out. Then ask him if he wants to have sex with you. Any guy would say yes, if you're hot.
     
  3. feral_soul

    feral_soul Member

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    The whole business just makes me feel so freakish. Being human sucks sometimes.
     
  4. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    Oh, where in California are you? Maybe we could work something out.
     
  5. feral_soul

    feral_soul Member

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    well thank you! I certainly appreciate it...haha.
    Sometimes I think I'll end up like the 40-Year-Old Virgin and just paint action figures all day. ;)
     
  6. heero134

    heero134 Member

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    I'm a virgin too. Woo. Let's start a fanclub~
     
  7. rubytuesday

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    yay for virgins!
     
  8. sacrament32

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    Yay for virgins
     
  9. ConcealedCulture

    ConcealedCulture Senior Member

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    That movie was so damn funny..
     
  10. Geriatric pothead

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    Lissen Feral, you better stop sweatin' the small stuff. And what is it, specifically, that embarrasses you about your status as a virgin? I haven't looked at that specific statistical anomaly in a couple of years, but I'd bet significant sums of money that age 18 is a common occurrence amongst this nations virtuous population. In fact, I'd bet that age 18 (+/-1year) is an age over 75% of girls and women (<23) can claim they were virtuous during part or all of. Admittedly, the pressure on youngin's is great but geez, if you weren't a self-assured free-spirit who didn't give a rat's patootie what anyone thought; you wouldn't be here in the hippy forum...right? Hippies only worry about doin' what's right for them, their fellow man, and the earth. Oh yeah, an' keepin' the stash.

    Now, back to the question. What can one "hate" about being virtuous? I mean, it ain't like you've wasted any energy on it, right? Speaking of which, since you're 18, there are things you can do to make it not quite so awful (wink, wink). Buy yourself a partner, it's much less complicated and unlike most men, it doesn't sigh with satisfaction and roll over in 37 seconds--it'll keep on goin'. America, ain't it a great country!!!!
     
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  12. Keramptha

    Keramptha Senior Member

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    For Fucks Sake Dont Be So Damn Stupid..... Your Hardly Misssing Anthing Its Just Rubbing Yourself Off Against Another Human....


    Be Happy And Proud Of Your Virginity... When You Do It, Youl D It With Someone You Really Love And Rust And That Is Special!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. Jesus Jones

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    Fuckin' Hilarious!

    J.J
     
  14. Bocks

    Bocks Senior Member

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    Virginity isn't that bad...
     
  15. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    seriusly, dont be in such a rush, losing your virginity should be special, i was 18 myself when i lost mine, & i wish i had waited just allittle longer cause the person i lost it with wasnt right at all, & it was meanningless & stupid & i've regtretted it ever since, 6 months later i was with someone i really loved & should have been my 1st, but i ruined that by giving in to pressure
    i hope u make better decisions then i did

    & rigimoral, sorry to say this & no offence meant, but anyone who fantasises about getting pissed on & a strap on up his ass should never be aloud near any virgins

    no offence
     
  16. spasticsofa

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    for a hippie, you're really conservative and judgmental.
     
  17. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    no, not really, i just know carelessness & bad experiences can have lifelong consequences
    which can affect judgment in future relationships
     
  18. spasticsofa

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    I don't think someone's private fetishes affect their ability to be a good partner.

    Oh, and I wasn't refering to you being conservative in regards to being 18 when you lost your virginity (i was 17 and i regretted as well), just the part about his fetishes.
     

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