New ways to masturbate

Just wondering... what's your favorite "way" to masturbate? I mean, with objects. I have tried a few different ways myself, (and thank god for those massaging shower heads ) but I am getting pretty "bored" always doing it the same way, and I was hoping for some new techniques and ideas.

 

I am always beating my meat one way, a change would be nice, so bring on the tips....


Massaging shower heads? hmmmmmmmmmmm might have to try

 

ummm.... simple me, i think the shower head thing is pretty much for girls.

Once in early puberty, my penis was small enough to fit in a breast pump, and i had fun with that... heh. that was before i could even come.
For guys I just suggest using some kind lube(saliva works just fine, or try moisturizing lotion. AVOID any kind of soapy things) and watch whatever porn stimulates you. I dont think theres much else you can do, though i'll check back here for others' ideas.
For girls, I'm without any advice.

 

um, i sit in front of my comp, bring up some porn, it gets up give it a wank, shoot on some napkind or sumthin, clean up continue life.

 

I love taking baths. My bath faucet is my best friend.

Rubbing the fuck out of my clit while laying on my stomach is pretty cool, too. I can like, hump the bed at the same time.

You should try sucking yourself off. If you do yoga enough, it'll work.

 

lol! I bet that would be fun, not my cup of tea tho.

 

i can reach it, but also not my cup of tea

 

Try the socalled "WET COW". Take a few condoms with you into the shower. Fill the condom with hot water until it becomes a very big booty (say 3-5 gallons).
Then put your schlong into it, lift up the hot Wet Cow gently with both your arms, and start fucking it. You'll see your own dick magnified, and the booty makes a great clapping sound. Be careful not to break it, so use long slow strokes. You'll cum in a very nice way.
When a condom breaks, use another one, you're just playing around. The effect is best when you fuck a monster-booty.

Let me know how things went.

PS: if you can find them, buy extra strong condoms, you know, the ones you use for anal sex.

One more tip: if you fill the Wet Cow with water, keep the condom on the ground, until it's full. Kneel down, put your hard schlong in it, and then gently lift everything up. Stand up straight and fuck it.

 

Dude, I wanna do that.

 

Your parents will just love hearing that "great clapping sound".

 

Dang you make me horny girl!

As for me, I think of you toolmaggot and use my hand, or between the matresses if you do it right that is. Does it make you hot and horny to know someone is out there jerking it thinking of you toolmaggot?

 

I rather stay with the old right hand! Never lets me down.

 

Well, it actually reminds me that I haven't shat in four days.

 

The right hand is so reliable. Everything else seems undignified

 

Check out www.jackinworld.com

 

All of you guys who say that sucking yourself off is "Not your cup of tea" have obviously never tried it!!!!!!! And those of you guys who can't reach should learn how to by going to the site in my signature and doing those stretches! Within two weeks I didn't need any porn anymore!!!

 

um...no thanks

 

yup guys if u can suck urself off- its pretty hot....the guys that say its not their cup of tea, just have hang-ups about something new, y'all should open up.

 

I can get 4 inches down... and something about it completely turns me off.

 

when im feelin freaky, I pull out a vib and some beads, and watch some good old lesbian porn lol.