DAMN the period

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Jack-a-Roe, Sep 6, 2005.

  1. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    Cool. Now, since you've got the dictionary out, look up "Joke".
     
  2. Bella_Donna

    Bella_Donna *Femme Fatale*

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    joke (j[​IMG]k)
    n.
    1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
    2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
    3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
    DAM, you gotta love that "Cut & Paste" function. :p
     
  3. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    [​IMG] 4. something that has a tendancy to go over some people's heads.
     
  4. Jack-a-Roe

    Jack-a-Roe Member

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    sry;) what can i say...i'm slow sometimes
     
  5. rubytuesday

    rubytuesday Member

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    What if women see their moon time as something disgusting? Do they piss you off or do you pity them?

    Moon time ain't fun, hun. There's a reason why Midol was invented.

    Oh, and btw, guys, whenever you say menstruation is disgusting, the Almighty God of Poonanny hears you--and seeks vengeance. I have it direct from the mouth of the Almighty God of Poonanny that men who say it's disgusting automatically become 10 times less attractive to members of the opposite sex. Their potential sexual encounters go down significantly. It's a normal biological function. Learn to live with it--or else the God of Poonanny will seek dire, dire (oh, how dire!) vengeance against you.
     
  6. heron

    heron Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I know it isnt "fun".

    And yes, i feel bad when women find it
    disgusting too. Women should learn to
    love and appericiate that part of their
    cycle that affirms their life giving ability.

    Its a very special, sacred, and powerful
    time of the month for women, and they
    should be proud of it.
     
  7. lawngirl

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    hey, original poster, are you on the pill?

    if you are, you can keep taking your active pills when you're supposed to start the sugar pills to delay your period.
     
  8. SunshineLovePeace

    SunshineLovePeace all you need is love

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    thats how it is with me n my boyfriend. he has KINDA earned them tho, but we did it towards the end of my period when the flow was a lot lighter.
     
  9. rubytuesday

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    that is quite a rare attitude these days.
     
  10. Jack-a-Roe

    Jack-a-Roe Member

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    well....that weekend is long past...a very awkward weekend with no...i mean no sexual advances what so ever...and i'm not even sure he knew i was on my period...but no worries...life will go on...along with masturbation
     
  11. heron

    heron Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Ah what can i say, Im old school :p
     
  12. rubytuesday

    rubytuesday Member

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    Actually, lots of old superstitions and things were based around people's fear of menstruation--the story of the Sabbath day originated from one of these superstitions, but I forget exactly how...
    So technically you would be new-school. An old-schooler would not be so accepting.
     
  13. rubytuesday

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    This is all in one of Tom Robbins' books--it is either "Half-Asleep With Frog Pajamas" or "Still Life With Woodpecker". Both splendid reads, btw.
     
  14. astrobreaux

    astrobreaux "pan"

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    i'll pull the string with my teeth! RULE#1. no licky! no sticky! menstration adds to the whole natural animal part, especially with an all natural chic, yum yum. that and a female having a vaginal orgasm does wonders for cramps, and is a definite mood stabilizer. so help the ladies out here. it ain't gonna hurt you. and on a similar note, what's with you guys that won't go there at all? especially those of you that won't but expect her to go down, you guys suck! you're a disgrace to being a man. you should be dragged out the gene pool by your genitals with piano wire tied to a pizza delivery car whose driver is smoking crack! ok i feel better now,lmao!!!!
     
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