Have you ever fucked someone up the ass...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by 121, Sep 26, 2005.

  1. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    ive long ago learned that chaos thinks he knows everything and you cant argue with him.
     
  2. it's the internet, you can't really argue with anyone.....

    unless you enjoy it for some twisted reason.....

    then, well it works out horribly well....
     
  3. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    very true indeed.
     
  4. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    No, I have not, and don't plan to. My orgasms are doing just fine.....:D
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I have never recieved anal or give anal with a strap-on...if someone tried to stick their weenie in me bum, id cry and run away...
     
  6. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Exactly. :D I had an accidental "thrust" go there once during vaginal (things were slippery :eek:) and it tore me open and bled like crazy.
     
  7. Weeble

    Weeble Member

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    Where have you been all my life?

    As for the question for the thread. I'm very into anal play. It's actually a fetish for me. I love a guys ass. I want to grab it, touch it, bite it... everything.

    I've had anal sex twice (recieving). I didn't care for it too much but it didn't hurt. I did make a rule, if a guy is open minded enough to let me at least use my finger on him, then I'll let him fuck me up the ass if he desires. Granted it's been like 3 years since most guys won't let me even GET near their ass.

    My ultimate fantasy would be to fuck a guy up the ass with a strap-on, but I don't count on that ever happening. I would be completely okay with just using my fingers. The only time a guy ever allowed me to do this he was so loud. I mainly just gave him head and rubbed my finger on his asshole. The only amount of penetration was small: just my fingertip was inserted. I've learned that there doesn't have to be that much penetration to stimulate the prostate. Just massaging his asshole and taint had him screaming so loud we were afraid his neighbors might call the cops thinking he was being tortured.

    And guys, if it turns your girl on and you can tolerate it, even if it doesn't turn you on.. you will get rewarded for it. I was so hot after listening to him scream/moan that he got the riding of his life (he came twice from it, believe it or not). To the point where I myself had a short asthma attack towards the end. He certainly didn't complain.
     
  8. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    i would have passed out :D


    and I just now read this entire thread...people have different opinions about anal sex and that doesnt mean there's is wrong and yours is right..for shitsake its anal sex you all are bickering about...
     
  9. come_do_drawrings

    come_do_drawrings Jaime

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    wow an accidental thrust...ouch
    I've actually had that happen and well lets just say that passing out would have been fine

    I think it might actually be an option if done in the right manner
    but he (my hubby) is always like Oo you'll do it ...quick quick lets go
    and I'm like umm..maybe ok well can we have some forplay lmfao this is were he grabs me from behind and starts thrusting...um yeah NO I think some finesse would be helpful
    right?


    blahh anyway :p
     
  10. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    and see, I don't think I could kiss someone if they licked my ass without them gargling some listerine first. pussy juice I don't care about, but ass stuff, well, it does have bacteria and such. blech.
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha..:D
     
  12. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Expressing my right to free speach. I'm like a cochroach, I'll be here through a nuclear holocaust, motherfuckers........
     
  13. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    chaos, we get it, you don't like anal play. you don't have to flip out over other people liking it though. hell, it's not my thing either but it doesn't affect who I am or how I feel because someone somewhere likes stuff up their butt.
     
  14. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    what would happen if anal beads broke off in your ass?
     
  15. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    I don't dislike you..... so I'm making an attempt not to cuss you out as well.... it's way too early for this. Perhaps I shall explain.......

    121 called the Lostnfound a homosexual when the guy said he enjoyed anal play. I then asked 121, in maybe a confusing way, how he could say this thread was for heterosexual people only when he asked a very open ended question about anal sex.

    Lostnfound then decided to call me out on my remark, which didn't pertain to him in anyway whatsoever. Then after stating my opinion, I got a little irritated that he had the nerve call me out on my opinion after I didn't say shit to him about his, so yeah, I was a dick.

    destro the whatever, and insanejester flat out had it coming however. That had nothing to do with anal sex, they personally attacked my opinion and my character over something that didn't involve them. So.....

    Don't act like you know me, or what's going on in my head, because you dont.
     
  16. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    You'd have a wild story to explain at the ER?
     
  17. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    if you asked do you think they would put it in a jar for you as like a keepsake or something...
     
  18. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    if they let you keep body parts, I'm sure they'll let you keep that as a souveneir
     
  19. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    you'd be shocked what those people keep to show to their friends....

    anyway, original post. yes. that's all that requires stating. well, and that i was kinda clinical for me.
     
  20. LostNFound

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    And where exactly did I call you out? I have made the grand total of two posts in this thread. Once in reply to the original post and once to clarify my position. I suggest you go through the thread with a little more care.
     
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