I just thought of the coolest thing ever

Chocolate dildos.

When your girl is done using it, you can EAT it!

Oh my god, I'm on my way to the patent office as we speak.

 

To late... already patented.

 

what?? Where can I get some?

 

Well, you know, you should realize that although the concept is pretty damned erotic (tasting from deep inside a woman's intimate place), the taste is often not anything you'd want much of... It's kinda goopy, and the taste is sort of coppery-metallic-acidy, like the way blood tastes when you lick a part of yourself that is scratched. It won't hurt you, but it's not the best "flavor."

Now, licking around the clit and stuff, that tastes just fine...

-peacefuljeffrey

 

It would melt.

Then it'd be all melty and chocolatey.

And she'd leave chocolate skid marks wherever she sat.

 

www.blowfish.com sells a penis shaped mold you can fill and freeze or let set with anything you like..

water
chocolate
jello
etc...

 

Lol I can see it now. "Wow, you just crapped out of your pussy!"! Lol priceless!

 

There's a woman who just won $300,000 for misusing a chocolate novelty in exactly the manner you describe.

Apparently it wasn't labelled as not for use in the way you're insinuating here, and so she used it that way, ended up with an infection there, and sued.

Won $300,000.

$300,000.

I was smeared into the road in a hit and run and got nowhere NEAR that. Not even five figures, never mind six.