Prog Rock - the Evil Music!!

Discussion in 'Music' started by LuciferSam, Jul 5, 2004.

  1. LuciferSam

    LuciferSam Member

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    :DThis is too funny...

    http://www.geocities.com/evilprogressive/

    I'm guessing the guy genuinely believes what he's saying, though if you were to parody this, he's practically done the job for you already...
     
  2. Glory to the Sheep

    Glory to the Sheep Member

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    THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS ON THE INTERNET MAN!
     
  3. Glory to the Sheep

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    especially number 6 made me laugh... oooh, i never realized i was such an evil communist:X
     
  4. thehipsterdufus

    thehipsterdufus Member

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    This guy needs to pull the corncob out of his ass and loosen up!!:D

    Hilarious -- I wonder if he has a page like this for other genres of music. He obviously did no research into the origin of the 'Pink Floyd' name.

    Many of the people I know who listen to prog rock are quite intelligent and active, upstanding members of the community.


    so I'll keep listening to 'prog rock' and go to hell -- hopefully this guy won't be there.........
     
  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    That's odd. I always thought most hardcore prog-rock fans were nerds who never smoked pot in their lives, let alone even gotten laid.

    Um, yeah.... I am pretty sure that website is a joke not intended to be taken seriously. It's not all that funny, either.

    And since when is Brian Eno considered "prog-rock"?

    And I am also pretty sure that King Crimson didn't use drugs... well, at least Robert Fripp didn't (or as he claims).
     
  6. LuciferSam

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    Yeah I'm still scratching my head over whether this guy is for real, although I'm kinda thinking he is. Scarily enough there are quite a few anti-rock music Christian fundamentalists out there. If he is for real, what's also scary is the fact he claims to be a youth tutor. I'd never want my (hypothetical) kids to be taught by a loon like him.
     
  7. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    uh yeah, I dont think it was intended to take that page seriously. At least I didnt. I mean, come on, the guy thinks that Pink Floyd is an obvious drug reference?? to what perhaps?? seriously, though, if it was meant to be serious, I think he would have done more research into those bands.
     
  8. bradofcentralpa

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    i don't know..."We Have Heaven" by Yes made me want to murder my parents and place them on a burning pentacle alter for the dark lord.
     
  9. nightwanderer

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    yeah, ive heard of Eno being considered progressive, some of the early stuff im guessing.
     
  10. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Well, Pink Floyd is also wrongly considered "Progressive."

    In my opinion, Eno's music is the antithesis of everything prog-rock was and stood for - especially his early stuff. It lacked the pretentions of prog-rock by totally neglecting virtuosity and vapid technicalities (in the spirit of the VU of course). The music was also not centered around classical or jazz structures, so there is no way it can technically be considered prog-rock.

    Eno's first two albums are like the Velvet Underground meets the Beatles, meets something entirely of its own and unlike anything released previously by any other band or artist.
     
  11. anti

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    its got to be a joke.

    everyones taking this way to seriously and getting way to technical. who gives a shit what is or isnt prog-rock? did you read the shit he said? whether he got the definition right or not doesnt matter. hes full of shit, and its funny. the only part thats not funny is, there are people out there who probably believe that crap.

    THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT!!! THE DEVIL!!!
     
  12. Cygnus

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    If this is serious then this guy is a fucking idiot. most everyone i know listens to progressive rock and all of us a pretty nice guys, not travelers on the dark path at all. shit my last band was progressive metal, that's really the closest thing to anything that this guy is saying. but not even prog metal fits his picture.

    if it is a joke then it's pretty funny and well thought out.

    also not to seem like i'm doing and ad campaign but i have the songs from my prog metal project up on my site
    www.martythebear.com/index.htm
     
  13. LuciferSam

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    Heh it's hard to tell ain't it? If it is a joke, the man crafted it perfectly. It seems too stupid to be serious and yet too crazy to be a joke.
     
  14. baboonus_galactus

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    If that guy is serious Atomic Rooster will give him an heart condition.:X
     
  15. Jester

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    The guy is just an idiot and shouldn't be allowed anywhere near children with bigoted views such as that
     
  16. AreYouExperienced

    AreYouExperienced American Victim

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    This guy has to be joking.. Although I do agree with bradofcentralpa in that some Yes songs have made me want to murder people (particularly John Anderson).
     
  17. RFyellow

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    C'mon guys! The website is obviously a joke.
     
  18. Meeshka Chaukinov

    Meeshka Chaukinov Senior Member

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    don't tell the moon or tell the heart

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    ....*grabs knife*
    don't tell the moon or tell the heart
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    *brutally kills everyone on this board*
    don't tell the moon or tell the heart
    don't tell the moon or tell the heart
    *grabs yes record, runs away*
     

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