Suicidal thoughts

I think it would take a lot of pumping to make cheese or butter.

 

dude, go down to the nearest mini-mart, gas station, or 7-11, grab all their french vanilla creamer when the cashiers not looking, then casually mention to him that he's "out of french vanilla creamer" on your way out to divert suspician.


I'm a mini-mart cashier and I'm pretty sure this would work on me.

 

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what risks? I'm talking about those little plastic cups of creamer by the coffee machine. they're supposed to be free.

 

i like the khalua ones

 

Which mini-mart do you work at, just kidding. It's a good idea, but a long walk. I can just use milk. Actually I have that vanilla flavoring stuff, if only I could find a french person.....

 

Whats so wrong with drinking people milk? Seems more natural to me for people to drink people milk than for people to drink cow milk. Cow milk is for cows.

But no, I haven't had any people milk since I was a youngin, before people accuse me of things...

 

I use either milk or regular plain creamer whenever I have either of those. Been known to drink my coffee black. But we ran out of sugar yesterday so this morning I put maple syrup in my coffee....in the past I have also used honey in my coffee but I'm out of that too at the moment.
There ain't any stores open within walking distance right now.

 

I've heard of people doing that, but haven't tried it myself. I have plenty of sugar. I can buy turbinado sugar from the somewhat local health food mart, out of the bulk bin for fairly cheap. The Tupperware I store it in will hold exactly 4lbs. with just enough room for the spoon on top. 4lbs of sugar last for a bit.

 

You ain't never seen my ex put sugar in his coffee or my daughter & ex put sugar in their cereal....4lbs of sugar don't last long here.