I have access to an unlimited amount of porn....

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheChaosFactor, Oct 3, 2005.

  1. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    So, I just spend all day beating my meat.... I even thought about getting falling over drunk and beating my meat..... :eek:
     
  2. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    sounds like an attainable goal....
     
  3. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    LOL! :D
     
  4. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    ah, free time and no health issues. nice.
     
  5. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    i think id prefer a ugly fat chick to fuck in the dark a few times a day over whacking off constant,,, the hand only gos so far..

    hey im sure theres a few ugly fat chicks here on the forums,, you should hook up...
     
  6. hippypaul

    hippypaul Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    However, one nice thing about masturbation is you do not have to get up, get dressed, and go home.
     
  7. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    dont have to do any of that with a fat ugly chick either,, an they will sometimes,,as i recall clean your house,feed you,, an if shes fat ugly an stupid,, buy your dope,and food.. ;)
     
  8. UrsusKind

    UrsusKind U like Chris Farley?

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    HHB is rite only masturbate when you can't fiund an ugly fat chick. Hell it is good for their self esteem!!!
     
  9. the6peace8keeper

    the6peace8keeper Born Again Satanist

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    For the ugly fat chick, id have to scratch my eyes out before I met her.
     
  10. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Be careful Chaos, you're going to end up raw unless you're using a good lube. ;)
     
  11. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    wow. lemme borrow some pron
     
  12. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    I just moved into a place and I'm still using my rommates computer until I can figure out where the phonejack is on mine (go ahead, laugh, I deserve it), so porn is off limits for the moment.
    I don't want "Barely leagal multiple amputee's gone wild" showing up on her files.
    I figure this place is bad enough.
     
  13. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Wow, I've been writing an essay all day.

    You've got this life thing figured out ChaosFactor. No sarcasm. [​IMG]
     
  14. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    just don't use shampoo for your lubricant. that's very very bad.
     
  15. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    that's no joke. more than 4 times a day, and I'm hurting after the 2nd day....
     
  16. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    so is soap. it makes it easy but you pay in the end.....
     
  17. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    why? I've done that before and didn't have any problems...
     
  18. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    do it a couple times a day, every day of the week. then tell us how well it works for you.
     
  19. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    sounds like fun
     
  20. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Think so? If you find it enjoyable, you can jerk me off all day every day ;) :rolleyes:


    P.s. Sorry for the crudeness, I'm fucking obliteratedly drunk.
     
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