I have access to an unlimited amount of porn....

So, I just spend all day beating my meat.... I even thought about getting falling over drunk and beating my meat.....

 

sounds like an attainable goal....

 

LOL!

 

ah, free time and no health issues. nice.

 

i think id prefer a ugly fat chick to fuck in the dark a few times a day over whacking off constant,,, the hand only gos so far..

hey im sure theres a few ugly fat chicks here on the forums,, you should hook up...

 

However, one nice thing about masturbation is you do not have to get up, get dressed, and go home.

 

dont have to do any of that with a fat ugly chick either,, an they will sometimes,,as i recall clean your house,feed you,, an if shes fat ugly an stupid,, buy your dope,and food..

 

HHB is rite only masturbate when you can't fiund an ugly fat chick. Hell it is good for their self esteem!!!

 

For the ugly fat chick, id have to scratch my eyes out before I met her.

 

Be careful Chaos, you're going to end up raw unless you're using a good lube.

 

wow. lemme borrow some pron

 

I just moved into a place and I'm still using my rommates computer until I can figure out where the phonejack is on mine (go ahead, laugh, I deserve it), so porn is off limits for the moment.
I don't want "Barely leagal multiple amputee's gone wild" showing up on her files.
I figure this place is bad enough.

 

Wow, I've been writing an essay all day.

You've got this life thing figured out ChaosFactor. No sarcasm.

 

just don't use shampoo for your lubricant. that's very very bad.

 

that's no joke. more than 4 times a day, and I'm hurting after the 2nd day....

 

so is soap. it makes it easy but you pay in the end.....

 

why? I've done that before and didn't have any problems...

 

do it a couple times a day, every day of the week. then tell us how well it works for you.

 

sounds like fun

 

Think so? If you find it enjoyable, you can jerk me off all day every day


P.s. Sorry for the crudeness, I'm fucking obliteratedly drunk.