its not a sin to masteurbate

Webstirs Dictionary Masturbation: Not having the authorized person by act of holy matrimony relieve one of their sexual fluids.

 

Why would god give a fuck, you really need to give god some credit. Think he cares about something as petty as masturbation? really?

You lot don't make god look like a tard.

 

Here we go again! Someone taking the origional message out of context in an attempt to justify one's arrogance or misconception! What's interesting is that while I've tried to back up some of my claims with information I perceive as solid, I've seen few of those that have responded to my claims back up their claims with solid evidence, only rhetoric! These simplistic, ignorant and arrogant claims such as "God said it, I believe it and that settles it" don't give your message (or anyone else's for that matter), any credibility and are a poor reflection of your spiritual understanding!

Sure, you don't want to pollute your body with food that can be detrimental to your health. But you can't draw a parellel between masturbation and unhealthy eating.

 

Ryu wants to preach, she doesn't want to learn. People start to look foolish when they think they know it all!

 

I definitely don't know it all. Nobody does...until they get to heaven.

There's a bunch of stuff I still need to learn...

Like how to always have spare toilet paper...

 

If masterbating were a sin, God wouldn't have given me an opposing thumb.

 

You're not going to get fat from masturbation - in fact - you're not going to get ANYTHING from masturbation.. it's both healthy and safe, and maybe if you tried it, you'd loosen up a bit...

 

I would commit murder if i couldnt masterbate. so i would rather kill kittens

 

by that logic... if killing was a sin, God wouldn't have made humans intelligent enough to make guns.

Not exactly true, mate.

 

i dont even see why the thumb is necessary for masterbation...

 

the thumb goes up the ass... i don't recomend anyone to do this because its a sin but i know from my pre-pure days that sticking objects up the butt during sex or masteurbation is really quite a rush... anyways, if any of you folks are going to have sex for the propagation of children to be raised as christians, try some objects for the butt... ooh lah lah... god! god! god!

 

Its a sin to not masterbate

 

go fuck yourself

 

your telling him to sin

 

I could use a visual aid the next time i make love to my hand.
any hippie chics that send me pics via pm will be very appreciated

 

Ghasp! What would jesus do or say? I don't think he'd be a stuck up bitch. No siree, man.

Sometimes I wonder why christians can't just live by the teachings of the supposed jesus.

And plus,

 

he said its not a sin to fuck himself (masteurbate) and so i told him to fuck himself... what's your fucking or celibate problem?

 

and i was being obediant and asking for visual aids

 

Erise, You are nothing short of moronic, mate!

 

go fuck yourself