I am getting this sudden unusual urge

...to lie naked in a graveyard.... preferably a haunted one.

 

not all it's cut out to be........

 

and I you know what else, I want to make love in a graveyard. With a living partner, though.

 

haven't tried that yet..... might be okay if you don't bump your head on a head stone or you aren't allergic to the variety of grass (the latter can really ruin the whole experience)

 

Does this "living partner" have to be a "willing partner?"

 

<horrible joke>
necropheliacs have it easy, rigor mortis makes boobs so much firmer......
</horrible joke>

 

Yes, But she can pretend like she's not willing, makes it kinkier.... or alternatively, I can act like I am not willing.

 

wow, my dirty mind is working overtime tonight.

 

I've had that.....


mostly in middle school.....

 

yeah... middle school. Early puberty... so that says it.

 

i like this thread

 

you are 16, this is a R-rated thread. Stay out

 

My cat copulated on a grave once. He told me it was popular to do it on Jim Morrisons grave too. But my cats cock got stuck.

 

poor cat... didn't you teach him that cats shouldn't accept blowjob offers from the dead?

 

oi!

 

For some reason, cats can't pull out so easy. My cat always makes the lady cats howl for this reason.

 

your cat must be a stud, too bad he ended up stuck to a grave... a lesson for studs who think they can getaway after a blow job from a corpse!

 

I like your sunglasses. My homosexual friend wants to borrow it...

 

ur funny.

 

........I almost made a cleavage joke, but you are 16 and probably don't live in nevada, alaska, utah, or the united kingdom......