I am getting this sudden unusual urge

...and so would a lot of girls from these forums.

Well, you can certainly count on ToolMaggot.

 

the thing is I figure I'm off enough to filter out the squeamish ones just by default....


my personality just helps me so much with things like that

I figure my first date should always be a road trip, nice long talk, quiet isolated car and a nice showcase of music tastes and driving styles and opinions towards driving, I figure that is a great cross section to tell me if the person is worth spending time on......

 

yeah, but there are a lot of things that a leisure trip won't reveal...

 

yeah, but there is enough it will weed out that I can be a little less worried

it also gives me a basic feel for what kind of field I'm playing on

 

yeah... but if she agrees to having sex on a graveyard. Then's she's surely awesome

 

yeah, but she might like that idea but like bad music.......


I couldn't live with that.......

 

why not... that blog idea was cool... and I've found a resource for locating graves of famous people

http://politicalgraveyard.com/offices/pres-vp.html

 

that's kinda sick

 

...... having sex on every republican presidents grave......

 

oh, come on, don't say you don't like Having Sex on Jim Morrison's grave?

his Lizard King powers will seep up and get your mojo risin'

 

having sex on a graveyard is too sick

 

That's punk rock!

I'd hump a punk rock chick over Dick Nixon's grave, anyday.

 

no it's not.... it's a simultaneous celebration of death and procreation, and thus of life itself.

 

aww......


you have obviously never heard that there is actually a word for people who like to have sex with dead animals that are lit on fire........

 

how do you know? you've had sex on a graveyard?

 

necropyrobestiophiles?

 

No, not yet. But I know it'll be awesome.... because it is something I have been wannting to do for a long time. Plus I know a dude who was concieved in a graveyard sex.

 

I don't know what it is, I just know that every time I am about to actually hear it something keeps me from doing so....


it's one of the running gags of my life



there is this guy who I've never heard speak who every person who know him and me in common say he never stops talking.... it's just one of those things......

 

I know a guy who was concieved while his parents were dressed as donald and daisy duck.......


he'd beyond fucked up......

 

so you're going to have sex with that guy?