I am getting this sudden unusual urge

just kiddin'

are you sure you're gonna find a girl who wants to have sex on a graveyard?

 

or you can settle for "Roast Chicken Humper"


anyway I am a confessed agalmatophiliac, and a urolagniac, klismaphiliac, apodysophiliac, coprophiliac, mysophiliac, trichophiliac, and a xenophiliac

and above all, a andromimetophiliac (yeah, I would fuck a 'butch lesbian')
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wouldn't you want to?

 

i just hope you're not serious about graveyard sex.
i mean... it is weird. there's possibility that suddenly you'll be afraid or something...
it's just too weird. everywhere else... but graveyard...

 

don't like graveyards?

well you can always do it in a dumpster, (j/k)

that's the whole fucking idea.... freaking yourself out and clinging tightly to your partner while making a punk rock statement.

Jim Morrison would have liked the idea.

 

well there's possibility i'd like the idea of having sex with jim morrison 40 years ago... even on a graveyard!

nah, i don't think i could have sex on a graveyard... just too unusual. i think you're the first person i've heard of that wants to have sex on a graveyard...

 

.

 

hey,you can take your boyfriend to Jim Morrison's grave and summon the spirit of Jim Morrison to possess him as you have sex with him on Jim's grave.

Jim can do that, right? After all, he the Lizard King.

 

hahaha!

i think i'll put that in my sig.
my boyfriend doesn't like jim much.

 

ghost penis envy.....

 

Wow, you are kinky one, Dave. Color me impressed.

but who's gonna be "her enemy"? a cow?


MODS, CAN YOU PLEASE MOVE THIS THREAD TO "REAL KINKY". Nevermind, you guys were all eaten by Jim Morrison's corpse!

 

look it's all just conceptual anyhow......

I'll just edit it to a dot.....

 

Wouldn't it be funny if rasputin's penis came to life? it would be a huge living, walking zombie penis.

 

were you the person who had my forearm comment in their sig?


and edit the quote to a dot too.....

 

I like Jim

edit: Thanks, for quoting me, Jelena.

 

No, I wasn't that guy.

Considering your original idea (enemy, sensual knife tease, etc), you could make an independen film out of it...

You can also feature rosevines growing out of vaginas and the roses dripping blood....

 

more of messianic imagry with her hair becoming rosevines and her hair flowing with blood, thorns and roses

 

I like u, u weird punkrockgraveyardsex man.

 

the crown of thorns thing is what I meant by messianic imagery btw....

 

Well... that could work, too. But the vaginal rosevines will illustrate the seeds of love concept. Hey, we are getting major ideas, here.... maybe we should team up for the direction of the most erotic indy movie ever!