I have access to an unlimited amount of porn....

Hey CF shouldn't you be beating off about now?

 

You read my mind.......


Or maybe you read the mind of my penis, but that was definately on his mind.

 

Im an obnoxious confusing person...im never serious (unless i am going off on someone or being nice(yeah, this one is rare, this i know..)

i know, you wouldnt believe how many people come up to me and ask me to autograph their granny panties, they say its the hottest thing since The Sizzler..
I get the biggest pair and pull them up over my ta-ta's and im good to go..its like a body suit, gotta love those granny panties...built not only for comfort, but fun as well...

 

yay! I am now a mind reader..

Oh and don't forget..do NOT use soap or shampoo..or toothpaste..

 

those scrubbing bubble cleaner things aren't too kind either....they tricked me with the motto "We work hard, so you don't have to".... fuckers.

 

omg *gasp* you too? Fuckers..not only can we not use soap, shampoo and toothpaste but we can't use scrubbing bubbles either! what's next?..Herbal Essence..isn't it supposedta be ORGASMIC?

 

oh it is.... but it involves a lot more rubbing than the commercial shows.

 

That's why it wasn't working.. thanks remind me of that when I go take my shower to get ready for work in a few minutes..

 

sure you wouldn't rather have a live demonstration? :X

 

I wouldn't say obnoxious..... but confusing.... holy shit. you're complex even for a girl. and stop talking about those granny panties before I lose control

 

haha, CF..wanna go to work for me?

 

I dunno, I just did two jobs, but I might be able to work out some extra effort and overtime this morning....

 

aww such a sweetie..ok, I'll let you rest..just this once..and I'll go to work..there's always tomorrow

 

you better take advantage now, you couldn't handle me at full strength......

 

Tell ya what..you go to work with me, bring the beer..and we'll pretend to work..oh wait, i still haveta work..ok scratch that..you drink, until i get home and I'll join you..then I can relax and get drunk..then wake up go to work and do it all over again..wow..sounds like a plan!

 

tell you what.... I'll got to work with you, you sit there and get paid.... I'll do all the work..... but it might not relate to your job......

 

I know..... trust me I know..... now if I could just make a living doing what I love......

 

Just so you all know, I can officially say you've been talking about my cock for days.

have a good day.....

 

Well, it's not like you don't make announcements about it all the time......

 

I wouldn't say ALL the time.... ok, well maybe it is all the time, but I like to give the public what they want, and this thread shows, they want my cock.