stoner quotes from random TV SHOWS, not movies..

marge - 'apu, your a lifesaver, all the other convience stores are closed this time of night!'

apu - at 11:30?!!! but thats the peak hour when stoned teenagers come in and buy shiny things!'

hehehehe

 

Peter: ...what are you? High?

Lois: No, I crashed an hour ago. I'm off to tae jit su lessons.

 

"but how if d.j falls down and then breaks his organs, and i cant donate mine because their all full of blood?!!!" -roseanne

"have no kids, no husband, nobody.....its just me and the ganja!" -jackie

 

The Simpsons
"We'll also throw in a medicinal bong. You want the wizard or the skull?"
"Marge i just figured something out. I am the ow in now. And if you tell anyone!"

 

this is american dad
the husbands wife is teaching sunday school
the daugher busts in kissing her hippie boyfriend
the kids say " Shes Kissing before shes married they should be stoned!"
The boyfriend says "already ahead of ya kid"

 

"Foreman i got you a plant to go with your new apartment" 70s show

 

did anyone see the episode of that 70's show when red got high by eating the browies hide made?

 

i think i remember that one haha, they took them to a party at donnas house didnt they?

 

Lois: "He's just having A hallucination, like that time you ate mommy's Special brownies she was saving for The Doobie Brothers concert."
Meg: "What?"
Lois: "Nothing"

 

this episode was on last nigh...fuckin hilarious

 

(Warning label on container of Homer's med-mj): Objects may appear more edible than they actually are".

 

Phish on the simpsons on stage: "wait whats the smell? is it MJ? that better be medicinal! (the really old guy hands phish his prescripsion slip) oh man this guy is dieing"

Really old guy: "my doctor never told me that... i had to hear it from phish"
(homers with phish)

Homer High and driving

The legalize it concert

Homer doin the doobie

 

hahahaha, that pic of stoned Homer is great. Was that an actual episode? I never saw any of those (except the Phish one).

 

yeah all those pics are one episode where homers eyes get pecked at by crows so he get medical MJ.

 

the really old guy is called hans moleman

 

THIS IS THE MAN! HANS MOLEMAN

 

no he sold the car for some reason and they went to go find it

 

your both wrong lol...sorry to be a dick...when red ate the brownies hyde made it was when the foremans had a garage sale and hyde sold them there...and then when hyde was counting his earnings he realized his money was short...so then he realized he lost a tray of his brownies...then it shows red, kitty, midge, and bob all sitting at the table with an empty tray sitting in the middle and all of them laughing and shit...lol sorry i watch that 70's show every day...even if they are reruns...lol...

 

I'm actually watching That 70's Show right now. It 's the episode where Jackie buys a bag of weed and a cop catches her and Hyde with it and Hyde claims the bag as his own so Jackie doesn't get arrested for it.

 

ahhh yeah...she bought a pretty fat sack