stoner quotes from random TV SHOWS, not movies..

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  1. DejaVoo

    DejaVoo stardust

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    marge - 'apu, your a lifesaver, all the other convience stores are closed this time of night!'

    apu - at 11:30?!!! but thats the peak hour when stoned teenagers come in and buy shiny things!'

    hehehehe
     
  2. ragethebong

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    Peter: ...what are you? High?

    Lois: No, I crashed an hour ago. I'm off to tae jit su lessons.
     
  3. DejaVoo

    DejaVoo stardust

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    "but how if d.j falls down and then breaks his organs, and i cant donate mine because their all full of blood?!!!" -roseanne

    "have no kids, no husband, nobody.....its just me and the ganja!" -jackie
     
  4. ihavenoideawhatsgoin

    ihavenoideawhatsgoin Banned

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    The Simpsons
    "We'll also throw in a medicinal bong. You want the wizard or the skull?"
    "Marge i just figured something out. I am the ow in now. And if you tell anyone!"
     
  5. sacrament32

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    this is american dad
    the husbands wife is teaching sunday school
    the daugher busts in kissing her hippie boyfriend
    the kids say " Shes Kissing before shes married they should be stoned!"
    The boyfriend says "already ahead of ya kid"
     
  6. Colours

    Colours Senior Member

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    "Foreman i got you a plant to go with your new apartment" 70s show :D
     
  7. Terrapin Station

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    did anyone see the episode of that 70's show when red got high by eating the browies hide made?
     
  8. Colours

    Colours Senior Member

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    i think i remember that one haha, they took them to a party at donnas house didnt they?
     
  9. Beleg

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    Lois: "He's just having A hallucination, like that time you ate mommy's Special brownies she was saving for The Doobie Brothers concert."
    Meg: "What?"
    Lois: "Nothing"
     
  10. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    this episode was on last nigh...fuckin hilarious
     
  11. rangerdanger

    rangerdanger Senior Member

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    (Warning label on container of Homer's med-mj): Objects may appear more edible than they actually are".
     
  12. Terrapin Station

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    Phish on the simpsons on stage: "wait whats the smell? is it MJ? that better be medicinal! (the really old guy hands phish his prescripsion slip) oh man this guy is dieing"

    Really old guy: "my doctor never told me that... i had to hear it from phish"
    (homers with phish)
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    Homer High and driving
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    The legalize it concert
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    Homer doin the doobie
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  13. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    hahahaha, that pic of stoned Homer is great. Was that an actual episode? I never saw any of those (except the Phish one).
     
  14. Terrapin Station

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    yeah all those pics are one episode where homers eyes get pecked at by crows so he get medical MJ.
     
  15. outlaw immortal

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    the really old guy is called hans moleman
     
  16. Terrapin Station

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    [​IMG]

    THIS IS THE MAN! HANS MOLEMAN
     
  17. Terrapin Station

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    no he sold the car for some reason and they went to go find it
     
  18. -Sir_Smoke_Alot-

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    your both wrong lol...sorry to be a dick...when red ate the brownies hyde made it was when the foremans had a garage sale and hyde sold them there...and then when hyde was counting his earnings he realized his money was short...so then he realized he lost a tray of his brownies...then it shows red, kitty, midge, and bob all sitting at the table with an empty tray sitting in the middle and all of them laughing and shit...lol sorry i watch that 70's show every day...even if they are reruns...lol...
     
  19. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I'm actually watching That 70's Show right now. It 's the episode where Jackie buys a bag of weed and a cop catches her and Hyde with it and Hyde claims the bag as his own so Jackie doesn't get arrested for it.
     
  20. Colours

    Colours Senior Member

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    ahhh yeah...she bought a pretty fat sack :D
     
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