you ever?

Is it disgusting that i smoke out of it?

 

uhm........................
uhm........................
uhhhhhhh.................

kinda...but i don't mind.

 

I'm never again smoking out of anyone's bong but my own. It's meant to be a water-bong, not a cum-bong.

 

i always wake up with my dick in someone i don't know

 

never thought I snapped it, though there was the one time I pole vaulted myself across the room with it on accident.....

 

was that your internet penis?

 

I've woke up with many erections, some of them my own...

 

I've rolled over & woke up when I hit an erection...obviously it wasn't my erection,

 

Then what did you do?

 

I'll leave that to your imagination, but just remember I didn't get 7 kids by myself

 

no, I'm pretty conscious of my penis.

and speaking of waking up with numb limbs. ever wake up with BOTH legs asleep, not realize it and try to stand up? doesn't work so well.