I gave my first soapy water enema today to a resident in a longterm health care facility. All I could think about was how people had talked about how sexually erotic it could be. All I could think about was my getting a bedpan under his butt before the explosion. Sorry, but enemas and elimination/evacuation are not in the least bit sexually arousing to me. Am I alone?
no man you are not alone i cant imagine being turned on by it at all. but if thats your job well wear thick gloves
I couldn't imagine getting turned on by that either. There's no way I would let anyone give me one. Uh-uh. Go stick that thing somewhere else. *lol*
For years and years and years in Montreal, in the early 90s there was a guy who had a personals ad in the local alternative rag every single week. Now, many people put in interesting want ads in the personals in alterna-mags. Usually they put in no personal details, but reference a box number, etc. This guy's ad, in big bold text, was simply LOVE ENEMAS? and his HOME PHONE NUMBER. The "love enemas" guy was an in-joke in Montreal. Comedians made references to the "Love Enemas" guy. And one day, the ads simply stopped.
There's someone for everyone. To paraphrase a well known comedy routine, look at Siegfried and Roy. "Blonde gay german, into nearly extinct tiger species and magic, seeks same." And whodathunkit he gets a phone call.
Actually Graham Norton read out some want ads from the back of hardcore gay magazines. Some guy wanted someone who was into torture, Nazi paraphernalia, electrocution, suffocation, branding, etc. and posted his home phone # and address. Graham shrugged and said "what's the worst that can happen?"
graham norton fucking rocks. my favorite segments are his incredibly embarassing personal stories that he gets from audience members. the best was this young woman who'd left her big ol' vibrator on her bed and her dad found it. awesome. but enemas? ew.
Norton? My GOD My three fave stories (he's awesome BTW) involved 1) The woman who was, er, well, having a solo enjoyment session shall we say, wearing a walkman --- and she was shaken out of her reverie by her mother, asking her if she could stop for a bit so her father could walk past and go to his own bedroom, the access to which was via the guest room she was in and 2) The time he called up some guy who had some duct tape fetish website... and partially through the conversation the man was quite confused.... Norton had asked for the man by name - turns out the father and the son had the same name and he'd got the father, not the son.... Norton just hung up quickly. VERY quickly. 3) The time he had Jerry Hall on and said he'd found the website of her hairdresser. She'd never heard of this guy. Norton showed her the ad where the guy said he cuts her hair. She denied having ever been there. Norton calls him up. Gets him to say he sees her all the time etc. to which Norton says "well that's very interesting, cause she's right here..." and through the other end of the phone comes simply... "oh, ... oh sh*t...." I once saw Dan Aykroyd on the show, in which he was doing his whole I'm cool I do the blues and bike schtick - Norton commented on his motorcycle boots and asks him if he wears them all the time. Yes, says Aykroyd, why, do you have a Harley I can ride (and starts looking around for it).... and I scream at the screen "no, but if you play your cards right you can ride a Norton!" if only I'd been there..... Mind you I wear motorcycle boots all the time, but I ride a motorcycle nearly constantly...
well, nothings sexy in the sterile enviroment of a hospital or care facility...i guarantee i could make enemas exciting for you, and evacuations, too-hell i make fire drills sexy!
Ahh, the adventure of an enema...the build up, the explosion, crap running down your thighs, foul stench in the air. Geez, I think I'm going to have an orgasm just talking about it.
well, I would hazard he found somone , or got one himself and well, is no longer full of.............
