The Afternoon Joke

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Sax_Machine, Oct 7, 2005.

  1. Sax_Machine

    Sax_Machine saxbend

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    Children are playing in the playground and then they come in to class.
    Teacher says to the first child "Hello Becky,
    what have you been doing this playtime?"

    Becky replies "I have been playing in the sand box".

    "Very good" says the teacher. "If you can spell "sand" on the blackboard,

    I will give you a biscuit".

    Becky duly goes and writes "sand" on the blackboard.

    Teacher then says "Hello Freddie, and what have you been doing in your
    playtime



    Freddie replies "Playing with Becky in the sand box".

    "Very good" says the teacher. "If you can spell "box" on the blackboard,
    I will give you a biscuit".

    Freddie duly goes and writes "box" on the blackboard.

    Teacher then says "Hello Mohammed. Have you been
    playing in the sand box with Becky and Freddie?"

    "No" replies Mohammed., "I wanted to, but they would not let me.

    Every time I went near them they started throwing stones at me".

    "Oh dear" said the teacher. "That sounds like blatant racial
    discrimination. I tell you what, if you can spell blatant racial discrimination
    I will give you a biscuit".
     
  2. o0child_at_nature0o

    o0child_at_nature0o Member

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    haha thats a good one! bravo
     
  3. SharyBobbins

    SharyBobbins QPR Football Fan

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    B-l-a-t-e-n-t r-a-c-i-a-l d-e-s-c-r-i-m-i-n-a-t-i-o-n

    okay, where's my biscuit?
     
  4. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    I've eaten it. You spelt it wrong :p
     
  5. Sax_Machine

    Sax_Machine saxbend

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    Ms Bobbins, have you finally grasped irony? Stranger things have happened, or so I'm told.
     
  6. SharyBobbins

    SharyBobbins QPR Football Fan

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    Har dee har har.
     
  7. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    lol (@ joke)
     
  8. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    lol,, good one..
     

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