Pedophile Songs

cross eyed mary (jethro tull)
good morning little schoolgirl (who wrote this? well, the dead played it, and the yardbirds...)

 

"Don't Stand So Close To Me" - THE POLICE

 

Jailbait by Motorhead

Hahah, that one's a classic now that I've read the lyrics.

Hey baby you're a sweet young thing,
Still tied to Mommy's apron strings,
I don't even dare to ask your age,
It's enough to know you're here backstage,
You're Jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait baby come on
One chase baby, all I need,
My decision made at lightning speed,
I don't even want to know your name,
It's enough to know you feel the same,
Jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait baby get down

Tell you baby oh you look so fine,
Sending quivers up and down my spine,
I don't care about our different ages,
I'm an open book with well thumbed pages,
Jailbait, oh and I ain't too late,
Jailbait baby get down

 

Christine Sixteen by Kiss

 

Come here, my love
Ill tell you a secret
Come closer, now
I want you to believe it
Ill tell you all the things
You want to hear
Dont worry, baby
Theres nothing to fear
Hey, little girl
Would you like some candy?
Look into my eyes
Ive seen it all
Hand in hand
Together we fall
Well sing and dance
And well find romance
And well stroll to the edge of the world
Come sit right down
Lay your head on my shoulder
Its not the point
That Im forty years older
You can trust me
Im no criminal
But Id kill my mother
To be with you
Well sing and dance
And well find romance
And well stroll to the edge of the world
Give me a smile
Let me see those pearlies
Ill do anything
For the little girlies...

Fantastic song by the way

 

it was written by sonny boy williamson and was also done by ten years after and johnny winter amongst many others.

one of the more shocking ones (for it's time) came out in the 60's and didn't hide it's intentions in inuendoes. it's by the fugs and it's called "dirty old man".

Hangin' out by the schoolyard gate
Lookin' up every dress I can
Suckin' wind through my upper plate
I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)
(1 you f*ckin' dirty old man 2 disgusting!)

Verse 2:
Handin' out joints to the kids at school
Givin' out pictures and porn and pills
Fillin' the front of my shirt with drool
I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)
(2 ya prevert!)
Verse 3:
Nervously wiggling my toes in my boots
Communist literature in my hands
Pinchin' all the bosoms I can
I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)
(2 you!)
instrumental break over verse chords
Recitation (over two repeats of verse chords)
cackle Hello, kiddies, here I am again on the ol' schoolyard! I
got *thrill pills* for all the little chickies, and I got *funny
cigarettes* for all you boys sniff, and I got *dirty pictures* for
all of you together! Well, I guess I better go, I see the campus
cop's coming... I better split now. Remember Leon Trotsky! cackle
repeat verses 1-3

 

rock the cradle of love was by billy idol and did anyone say aqua lung by jethro tull? and there was that one about going from paper colls to perfume.... dont remember who it was by or what it was called though...

 

Ringo Starr - "You're 16, you're beautiful...and you're mine!"

 

Don't know if its a pedophile song when you get down to symantics, but an adult man singing about a 17 yr old girl is more than a little sketchy.

My Sharona by the Knack:

Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

 

Anyone ever see the album cover for 'Blind Faith'? Google it and you'll see what i mean. Not 100% sure but I think the little girl on the cover was the daughter of one of the musicians.