Sin City

I am convinced that Frank Miller gave birth to both Marv and Mickey Rouke the same day. I've only got this on PSP format but have watched it and listened to it 20 times. It's great. PERIOD.

 

I'll think you'll find that Jack Daniels and White Powder are his real parents.

 

Very true, but that's what made him so perfect to play marv. A man whose fucked up one too many times and is on his last chance.

 

Couldn't agree with you more. Rourke is a daring man. When he plays someone down and out he can relate from experience. This makes him more convincing as an actor and seperates him from the wet nappies that call themselves actors.

I reckon they should have proper fights organized in East LA between celebrities. Rourke, Snipes and Jet Li would come out top. Cruise would chicken out and so would Neo fartmeister Keanu. They couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag. Also they should have an old pensioners celebrity boxing league. Nicholson can still pack a heavy punch and he's a bit of a dirty fighter.

And they should also have 'Bitch fights on the Beach' (that's my title by the way and I'm copyrighting just in case some cable channel nicks it). I'd love to see how hard Julia bloody Roberts is against Whoopi Goldberg. Whoopi's from the ghetto, she'll pull the anorexic's hair out. Hairy Belly will be good too. She's fit. But the one that would beat everyone to a pulp would have to be Grace Jones. She takes no prisoners. I'd match her up with Smeg Ryan. It would be like watching a gladiatorial fight between a rottweiler and a Yorkshire terrier. The ratings would go through the roof. And then I'd throw Nicole '50 films a year' Kidman in there with Bridgitte Nielsen. I'd like to see her act her way out of there, scrawny mrs. professional bleached skin skeleton. Bridgitte used to duff in Stalone, so Kidman should be an hors d'ouevre for her. A quick backfist on the nose and all the plastic on her face would melt and she'll go running home crying to daddy.