funny thing that happen when you're fucking

once i was being fucked and the phone rang. stupidly i picked it up. it was my granny. she wanted to know if i was thinking about her.

 

strange, strange, and more strangeness

 

I wonder what Freud would think of that one james ?

 

Lmao!!

 

the silly thing was tx, i said 'yes'

 

was it just yes, or YES YES YES YES ;-P

sorry james, couldn't resist that one. not sure if it'd be considered funny, but while getting fucked I was looking up at my foot, curled my toes and got a cramp in my foot... he thought the grunt/groan was from the fucking. well part of it was. 8-0

 

i know, i should've just said 'sorry gran, i'm being butt fucked atm, can i get back to you?'

that's a beauty. yes 8/10 for that. here's another one: i took up this guy with a walkman he insisted on wearing all the way through sex. when he came he started to sing along at the top of his voice. i like to know i can have that effect on men.

 

Lol. That's classic.

 

I didn't realize I had left my cell phone on when I was having some Quality Time with my boyfriend. My bf went out and smoked a cigarette.

The mutual friend asked where I was, and I told her where I was and she squealed like crazy. She said, "Oh, so *you're* his new boyfriend. I'm so happy for you guys."

Ever since then, turning off my cell phone has become part of our pre-sexual ritual.